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Ditch Boys (2023)
All they do is poop
This movie is poop. The rating 10/10 is obviously someone friends with the cast/ director etc or involved in the movie themselves.
Honestly, it's god awful. All the jokes are mostly based on pooping/ farting and drugs. The are a few scenes of the dudes pooping and the sound effects are just disgusting. It's very immature humour that becomes very tiresome and cringey.
The "music video" within this movie is so cringey it'll make you want to tear your skin from your bones.
This movie is so try hard. If I were you I wouldn't waste an hour of your time watching this! But, if you do watch it, avoid eating food as it'll make you feel sick.
Slotherhouse (2023)
Awrrr I love the sloth
Okay so I was hoping this movie was going to be "so bad it's good". But, it's just bad. The overdramatising comedy elements is cringey. The sloth is obviously real and is actually killing people. Jokes aside the animatronics are awful. The sound effects of the sloth doesn't really sound like one. I had to YouTube it and they sound between a sheep and a goat and screech. It's again another coming of age/ college kids peer group. Dude, this sloth is smart! He can work a computer! I'm starting to like him. Omg he gets left outside alone in the thunderstorm. I love how my opinion changes as films progress. This sloth is all about traumatising his victims! The sloth is what makes this movie. I take back what I said!!! It is SO BAD IT'S GOOD!!
Totally Killer (2023)
It makes me want to be young again!
With a few familiar faces, this generic horror/ comedy suites a younger generations of teens who haven't watched a 1000 of these movies. I mean it's not a bad movie and it's tried to be different with time travel, but, it's just the usual teen slasher, "who did it?", type movie. It is enjoyable and it would make a great Halloween sleepover movie for a group of girls. I mean it makes me want to be young again, eat popcorn and tell ghost stories with a torch under my chin. It has jump scares and some moments that people may find funny. As the film goes on I started to enjoy it more and have upped my score. It's a fun watch. I recommend you to watch this movie.
Fables for the Witching Hour (2023)
Spoiler Warning for this poor movie.
The opening scene is like the beginning of a cheap porno. It's a tale of 5 short stories by different directors. The first one is okay. The second one is more enjoyable as the actor who portrays the dad sells his insanity well. The third one is like a motivation drama? The fourth one is a a drug user who plays a computer game that becomes a reality with cheesy acting that gives it a B-movie vibe. It had potential but literally just finishes and I was left confused. The last one is called "The Blue Room" and is filmed with a blue filter. Again, the acting is cheesy. He has a groovy lava lamp though that made me feel nostalgic. Again, to do with video games, he is playing online with a girl named Eve who appears to be AI. He is on anxiety medication and stops taking it but, it's actually medication to stop him from dreaming so he can be controlled. This is the only one that has a "black mirror vibe" but it's like buying black mirror from wish.
This movie is not terrifying in the slightest and each story feel incomplete. And then it just finishes.