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Watcher (2022)
Yaaaaaawn!
Nothing happens and I mean nothing.. Even when it does its just boring. So slow it took me several attempts to finish it and I should just have dropped it after the first time I fell asleep. The lead character is so annoying and depressing to watch that I just ended up hoping for her to die.
Slow can be a good thing but too slow is just a killer.
Not recommended.
Top Gun: Maverick (2022)
Hollywood goes Hollywood
Let me start with the positives. The action and sound is great. Thats it.
Besides that this ridiculous bucket of american puke is just as slimy as it gets! USA USA USA high fiving smart asses, and of course the politically correct black dude and woman fighter pilots. NOTHING new here at all! The romance is a joke and the story is thin and watery. Eeew...
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
Bla bla bla bla bla bla....
Jesus... Enough with the constant self-indulgent intellectual babbling! What a waste of time. I watched this bore for 86 minutes before I had to turn it off to avoid throwing up in my mouth.
Get over yourself.
Not recommend by a long shot!
Smagen af sult (2021)
Boring and painfully bland...
Well what could you expect from this self-absorbed director other than another anal bore fest?.
Nicely filmed though.
Forhøret (2019)
Self-indulgence gallore!
This is probably one of the top overrated directors in danish films history. This man is just in love with himself and his own imagined genius.
All his stuff like this crap is over the top and usually extremely boring.
Superfly (2018)
Ridiculous hairdo gangsters gallore
A lot of street lingo halfbrains hunting the black fantasy version of the american dream. Is this shallow joke of a plastic life really what the kids want in America these days?! I now get why Trump got elected - the youths are all morons and their parents are stuck with ther heads so far up ther own tight asses they can't see a thing anymore.
Blood Red Sky (2021)
Makeup effects can't cover up a stupid story!
Okay makeup effects can't hide the fact that this movie is one big mess in so many ways and the story is totally lame and stupid. Direction is so amateurish it's painful to watch most of the time.
Skip this one unless you need a good laugh for all the wrong reasons.
Now You See Me 2 (2016)
Best actors worst movie!
How these Chinese producers can pay enough money for a great cast to risk their legacy and career is beyond me. Must have been one hell of a paycheck!
Note to self: Don't EVER see a Chinese produced movie ever again!