ashchaya Reviews

Haunt (I) (2019)

If you thought jump scares were cheap...

[7/10 · 3 December 2021]

Once you get into the suspenseful part of the movie, all the dialogue is recorded at an extremely low volume, so if someone so much as opens a door suddenly, you get 4,000 decibels of that.

Apart from that BS, it's actually a really well done, suspenseful, creepy movie.

Black Summer (2019–2021)

Stupidity is the real killer - AGAIN

[21 June 2021]

Why can't soneone write a zombie apocalypse story where most people are of average intelligence or higher? Instead the writers always seem to think the only way to create tension is to make 95% of the main characters as dumb as a box of hair.

I get it that people panic and make wrong or silly decisions at times, but to never learn to close a door behind you, or to have 6 people mow down a single zombie with about 100 rounds and not one is a headshot, even though they've seen that this won't stop them. I mean COME ON.