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The Langoliers (1995)
1 OF KING'S WORST MOVIES
Very boring movie. What was fit in 3 hrs, would have easily been made in half an hour. Few people wake up in a plane and then it is a a lot of boring dialogues, landing in an empty airplane and then again taking off after some horribly edited devilish packmen try to eat the entire airport and plane. Save yourself 3 hrs of your life and dont watch it. I am a huge King fan, but this is a big no-no.
The Vanishing (2018)
BORING, DONT WATCH IT
I dont like Butler nor any of his movies. He better be a truck driver or UFC fighter, than an actor. This movie is especially boring. You can mute the movies and will not miss anything. After they kills the first guy and put it in a small house, it is not there again when another guys comes in. And they dont explain what happened with it. Then a kid appears and they kill him too without explaining from where he came.
Only the Lonely (1991)
CANDY AT HIS BEST
A beautiful romantic comedy about two shy people, and an overprotective, selfish mom. One of best Candy performance and it is not too comic, but rather romantic and humble. Also, his partner in the movie has a great performance. John Candy, you are greatly missed.
Cave of Forgotten Dreams (2010)
HIS VOICE SPOILS EVERY DOC
Another boring Herzog doc. Why in the world he keeps narrating his own documentaries? Even when shooting some caracters, it is again him asking them questions. Just horrible. His voice, with that german accent, is so annoying, boring, sometimes with superficial words/explanations. I love caving, been caving since 1995, but this doc is not even interesting for us cavers. I gave it a 2 star bcs it at least show some things we will never see.
Canadian Bacon (1995)
WORST CANDY MOVIE
I love John Candy and his movies since the 1980s but this one is so boring that I fast forwarded it and still did not want to see the end, bcs it is so stupid, you dont understand it well.
Bite (2015)
Bosnian actress is pretty good, everything else NOT
Bad movie. Superfical acting. Maybe if there was a better director, that would be a good one. The main actress, that is bosnian, is pretty good, but the asian is bad. She enters a room full of grossy things and doesnt blink. The blonde, instead, is shocked as it should be.
Zodiac: Signs of the Apocalypse (2014)
STORY SO-SO, MOVIE A WASTE OF TIME
Story was interesting, but horribly executed. A zodiac wheel in a peruvian cave, but you dont see anything about Peru. Where are those old 1970/80 movies when actors fly to a country, mix with new culture and then the action starts? Here you dont know when are they in Peru or US or anywhere else. The fake scenes of erupting volcanoes and other cataclismic evens are just terrible. And then the 20-something yrs old son of the scientist, a horrible actor.
Encounters at the End of the World (2007)
MOST BORING OF HIS DOCS
This is by far the most boring Herzog doc. Nothing new to learn or see there, just some random people talking random stuff. And Herzog narrating is always a pain in the xss. His very german accent is so annoying. I dunno why he never get a real narrator, but instead he talks himself. EVen his 1977 doc about the eminent volcano eruption in the Karibes is better than this one 30 y later.
Primal Rage (2018)
STUPID MOVIE AND ACTING
It starts nice, as the couple is driving on the NW road, but then the movie starts to get boring. It is kinda extraterestrial Bigfoot that is killing a bunch of hunters that the couple met in the forest