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Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County (1998)
Everything but the Camcorder breaks...
Enough said... Biggest pile of garbage you are likely to see in a lifetime...
One Hour Photo (2002)
Expected Better
Before I actually sat down to watch this movie I was expecting a Silence Of The Lambs type thriller. What I got sadly was a great actor giving a fine performance in a weak script.
Yes it had originality in parts but basically the ending sucked.
I'd buy the soundtrack though!!!
6/10
Bottom 2001: An Arse Oddity (2001)
AVOID AT ALL COSTS
Well what can I say except dreadful. Having been a Bottom fan and Young Ones nut I have to say this is awful. If your expecting laughs a minute like the tv show you sadly wont find it here unlike it's first live installment which remains the best.
I'd also like to give some credit to the original tv show director Ed Bye, who was not involved here, that his direction with Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson was perhaps the key to the success of the series as with The Young Ones, Red Dwarf etc.
As for an arse odditty - it's a wonder the audience never got off them and demanded they're money back.
I cringed the whole way through the old jokes feeling sorry for the talented two.
2/10
Amityville II: The Possession (1982)
20 YEARS ON - STILL SCARE THE S*** OUT OF ME
Better than the Exorcist - The murder scene where Sonny kills his sister (that look on his face) - WHOAA!
Still gives me nightmares till this day - As for the acting I personally think this was much ahead of it's time, most movies in this genre often fail to pull it off, whereas at this fine piece of horror history will redefine how the chills (those little hairs at the back of your neck)will come alive, and near leave you gasping in sheer fright.