banasanasizene Reviews

My Unique Skill Makes Me OP Even at Level 1 (2023)

If you have nothing better to do

[1/10 · 15 May 2024]

It was so embarrassing. I was going to stop watching at episode 7, but i still went with it just to give rating on imdb.

Plot is mc isekais in another world that works rpg way But he can't get xp from monsters , instead he gets broken drops . May look great just from reading that , but his frist broken drop is a gun. A handgun . Every isekai anime/manga ever.

It gets worse from there . Frist maybe 3 maybe 4 episodes are meh, after that it turns into something to nothing.

Frist episode he marries frist girl he meets, but still manages to form a harem with like 5 girls .d it was embarrassing and not funny.

Most Guys Are Losers (2020)

New kind of torture?

[1/10 · 22 March 2024]

I guess this is how some guys think girls thought process about boys is . . . Movie was not funny , not should be even in comedy section, it mostly talks about how boy should act to be a winner .

" if a boy is close to his mother, it means he is not a loser " " if a boy doesn't wanna dance because he is protecting his ego , he is (*swear*) . If a boy doesn't wanna dance because he fears, he is (*swear*)."

Also all men in this movie act like they get anti testosterone treatment lol dudes daughter brings a new boyfriend to home and her father is like " do you drink boy ?" Lol what kind of pain is this i never experienced it before.

Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon (2023)

Abomination excuse of anime

[1/10 · 24 October 2023]

Plot mostly relies on the fact main character is vending machine. He cannot talk , he cannot walk etc. We can see he can unlock new skills , but he cannot unlock skills that will make him self sufficient. So this anime felt like watching someone watching anime and reacting to it . :)

Shortly , Main character adds nothing to the story.

. . . I liked frist episode , where he somehow fought against 4 goblins and used some skills to stay alive .

And i felt like this will be someting like staying alive- slice of life . But some girl finds him and decides to take him . After that main character becomes not important .

Miraculous: Ladybug & Cat Noir, the Movie (2023)

Best i can do is 1/10

[1/10 · 21 September 2023]

Sorry for grammar mistakes it is not my frist language

-frist impression (~20 mins) - Why every cartoon turns into musical ? When did sheepish, meekly characteristics gotten this much popular ? Why She acts this much out of character in this movie ? Who did this to beautiful cartoon movies?

-half hour into movie - I am again disappointed.

They (ladybug and catnoir) gained power with prue luck . They did not worked hard for it or did not sacrifice anything . Became heroes just because they are "chosen" .

But "bad guy" here , brought it with money from some blackmarket . He puts himself in danger (going inside dark alleys , he doesnt had any power ) Accepted the risk of getting scammed . Buys something he doesnt know what it is . He has a purpose, bringing back his only love . This shows his character worth much more . Almost wanted more of hawkmoth . His story progression is interesting at least .

~later~ Another song and lyrics about " you can do it " " just try " And she says i am not ladybug i cannot do it i run away from problems (Who made this meek characteristically popular ? )

-36 min- Oh god stop . Cat noir started singing now . Third song in 30 minutes. This isnt elsa!

-45min- Hawk moth starts singing~ fourth song :(

also we understand that alya likes ladybug just because she is a girl superhero . She literally says it while filming.

Ladybug's dad follows her while she is in the fair (she doesnt knew it ) it was supposed to be warm family scene . Weird .

-52 minutes- Fair gets attacked. Marinette starts having panic attack everything goes black and starts singing again nowhere (fifth song) and turns into ladybug .

-1hour- Sixth song . I will go mad

-1hour 6min- 7th song . I am losing my mind . Ladybug and catnoir are dueting now

-1hor 12min- 8th song .

-1 hour 24min -

Hawkmoth says he only wanted to give his son a mom and they can still do it but catnoir says " let it go " and he lets it go :p ( grind ends here )

-1hour 29min- Ladybug fixes whole paris as if nothing happened and goes back to bakery (we also see her fathers car is Volkswagen . Makes me wonder , how many ads did we see ? )

And only good thing about this movie : they actually get together in the end .

-1hour 33min- Ending ogh thank god.

Üç Kagitçi (1981)

Another masterpiece

[10/10 · 6 September 2023]

It is funny and , it also contains ; criticism against using religion to gain power . Critisim against People who doesnt believe in science but religion scammers . Critisim against Old time scammer clerics who sell hope . Critisim against politicians who give hollow promises that is a lie . Politicans who give bribe to gain pover.

It has much more community criticism in so many ways in so little time , movie is also most enjoyable, whenever I see this movie airing on television , I always watch until the end . (It is still airs on TV) it is national treasure , which reminds us to be happy and there is always a chance to do better and get the dream girl :p (idk why but kemal sunal movies always has a girl with father that doesnt wanna give his girl )

Tokatçi (1983)

Masterpiece

[10/10 · 6 September 2023]

I remember watching this when I was a child , I watched this again before giving review and it was beautiful as I remember. It was funny and tragic at the same time . World is harsh place to live in , and this movie acknowledges it .

This comedically masterpiece was so ahead of it's time. While giving information about life , society, world , it makes you laugh. Almost all side characters have "soul" , I never fully hated any character . Story is remarkable, and acting of the main character is really something . It really puts him in character .

Trying save money while working at hard labor job , may they rest in peace .

Chop Kick Panda (2011 Video)

Dumbest movie I have ever watched

[1/10 · 5 September 2023]

Fristly , sorry for bad English. It starts with po having 2 jobs as a janitor at the dojo and a childcare teacher . He has a child and no female counterpart. Movie really was trying to make me mad while little po really always all times blushing at weird female child tiger . I never even bothered to learn characters name , it was boring as hell . Also , all dojo-able characters is tigers . Something that when you born as a tiger you earn to be able to dojo . I hope more movies like these will be released in the future , because it was really testing my patience . I need that sometimes , y'know?

Handyman Saitou in another world (2023)

Had potential . . . That's all

[2/10 · 21 August 2023]

It had potential, and after watching the first few episodes I thought it might be one of those anime masterpieces that comes in once or twice a year. But the anime gradually started to become monotonous and repetitive. Anime can be divided into three as the beginning, middle and end, and while the first part promises a really high quality anime, it gets monotonous towards the middle, and at the end, they put an unexpected "boss battle" that has nothing to do with the main anime or its story, but even if it wasn't there, the anime would not be missing, frankly, the author did not know what to write. When I had such high expectations, I was very disappointed.

Çift'lik Bank: Tosun Firarda (2018)

It is failed to bring joy to my face

[1/10 · 21 August 2023]

Failed as a comedy film. I was patient to watch the first 20 minutes, I couldn't stand any more. The jokes were embarrassing and never brought a smile to my face or anyone else watching with me. Although the tosuncuk mentioned in the title of the movie alludes to the tosuncuk who made a profit in Turkey , there is no character resembling a tosuncuk in the movie . A middle-aged man is making a hit. To put it simply , the business of juicing comedy films in this film industry is starting to fade . Not worth watching. There is nothing remarkable about the movie other than the title and if you are going to watch it, take a music player with you so that the time will pass.

I Got a Cheat Skill in Another World and Became Unrivaled in the Real World, Too (2023)

CRINGE , SELF HATE ? Childish

[1/10 · 12 July 2023]

I felt physically pain watching this . 10 minutes of frist episode of the anime is basically main character telling his backstory , which is : when he was a child , their parents hated him . His brothers hated him . When he was a toddler , other children hated him And Bullied him . Their parents disowned him ? Only one looked after him his grandfather died when he was a child and his last words were : "be nice to everyone . . . "and he works as a paper boy to live , but everyone and his boss hates him too . . . At school , he is hardworking student but everyone is getting his in way. I wont spoil it more.

Uncle from Another World (2022–2023)

Wouldnt recommend

[1/10 · 20 March 2023]

Serial comedy anime is enjoyable to watch . But I won ' t watch it because I know this kind of series well . First it starts with humor , then tragic funny scenes are shared . After people are brought to a consistency slowly , they spoil people's mental health with a heavy tragedy and give a final . Of course , I don't know what will happen at the end, but my feelings say that and I started to feel sad while watching it , so I will leave it in the 6th episode.

Also , did not like a bit facial expressions everyone is making ! Hope they find different comedy material . And something funnier . . .

Little Nicholas (2009)

Better comedy than avarage

[7/10 · 17 March 2023]

Generally speaking , i dont give better than 6 to comedy movies. Because they are not rewatchable. This movie is also not rewatchable BUUUT , this movie put smile on my face, most "comedy " cant do these days. Really good in comedy section . I was able to empathize main child with myself most of the movie. Ending was heartwarming. Movie didn't bore me ( this is a plus , because generally comedy movies . . . You get it . ) I watched it with my sister and mother and it was beautiful moment of my life . I wish I could forget this movie and rewatch it again with my family. ( I give 10-9 to my favorite movies , 7-8 to rewatchable movies. This movie is beautiful, so I was not able to give it 6 . )

The Eminence in Shadow (2022–2023)

It's bad

[1/10 · 17 February 2023]

Its just bad , i watched it until the end because i started it . Frist 5 episodes were like ice cream , last 15 episodes bread . This anime bore me so much i was literally questioning my life chocies and started to study my university exams . This anime made me better person because I no longer want to watch anime . This anime made me want to study ! That's how boring it is !

Story is another thing . Starts off good , but then he literally says : I'm not going to do what I said I am going to do , let's talk w/ girls and show off my powers to everyone because I am so badass ! I can't even think Rn going to start studying again bye.

Rokka no Yuusha (2015)

I just LOVE this. . .

[8/10 · 14 February 2023]

One of my favorite series because fighting scenes sick and you can't get enough of them . I watch it again and again it never bores me . I wish it was continued . I like the story too , but plot twist at the ending kinda makes everything render zero. Don't worry there's no second season ;( .

In the end , good series overall . I wish it was continued. Main character is so cool ! I mean he do not have any game breaking powers but he uses tools to fight gods and demons .

Actually series start when all 6 heroes gather in one place . But there is 7 , who is imposter ? Should watch ! You will thank me !

Castlevania (2017–2021)

Maybe

[5/10 · 14 February 2023]

Frist two seasons watchable in my opinion , next two seaaons kinda off the main story and bore me. Still overall good series and you can watch it wont bore you. I like most that fight scenes , i loved it when smooth animation fighting scene got in . I liked witch hunting season in series which in first episodes .

I liked it , but I won't watch it again . Maybe if my friend wants to watch it with me. Story is rememberable and kinda gets boring when it becomes you waiting for fight scenes . If I were able to reanimate the series, I would literally go for more fighting scenes . And just like in this series .

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)

NO

[1/10 · 2 January 2021]

Wonder Woman becomes the Superman - the parody video