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Not Without My Daughter (1991)
agreed
even a hillbilly such as myself can see this film is pure tripe. i was dubious from the start with the casting of sally field...she has not made a worthwhile effort since the seventies in Sybil. this is pure semitic propaganda. thank you Hollywood for towing the white house line. Washington has been slandering Persians since the Sha of Iran died. Apparently someone in the church bank rolled this garbage and i only hope that my so called fellow Americans will at least look around on the internet for a more realistic representation of Iranians. Whats most troubling is this is actually a fairly common practice in Turkey (one of Americas dubious allies) yet the producers IE: church dollars, chose the setting as Iran. Is that irony or just despicable? both maybe.
The Bank Job (2007)
ungodly awful
this was a complete waste of time and i assume someones money. the plot wanders around like a blind dog with too many fire-hydrants and i am sure i have seen the script written on a mens restroom stall at the bus-station The action (?) and effects are worse then a sci-fi original movie. About the only bright spot in this travesty was the hooker who they kill off in less then five minutes. not sure if the cops were supposed to be funny or if that was just a couple drama 101 drop-outs they hired cheap. not good even in a bad way. no sexy girls (well other then the few seconds of the hooker...call me honey i can get you better work) , extreme boredom broken only by a car chase that ranks up there with watching the toddlers on the bumper-car ride at the carnival. good cover art and a couple of guys who can probably do a lot better with a real production is about all thats left in pandora's box.
Dead Silence (2007)
you must be kidding...
this is beyond stupid...i couldn't even finish it...if your scared of barbie dolls then i suppose this may be fun for you. when will IMDb stop letting agents and producers and other staff skew their comments? do you morons really think the discerning user doesn't see thru your falsified comments? what i saw was dumb dialogue for about 40 minutes broken by intermittent scenes of this stupid dummy doll moving his head..OMG! how scary! im really annoyed i wasted 40 minutes on this drivel..ya OK rock on Hollywood..promote your crap like it doesn't stink. this was an dreadful waste of 40 minutes...i hope GI JOE dolls come and "shock and awe" this stupid dummy of a film...what a waste of money.
Live Feed (2006)
if you cant run with the big dogs..then stay on the porch
as is evident by the comments from the Disney sissys..this movie is raising hell in a big way right from the get go. there are some lame comparisons to Hostel which is ridiculous...this movie is comparable to hostel only if you can put Titanic and Gilligans island in the same frame. Perhaps some of our commentators were thinking it was the typical Hollywood vanilla horror...WRONG...did they not see Torched? This little gem is for fans of the mean spirited, gory and realistic. Candy kiddies need not attend. The sound-track compliments and even sustains the occasionally weak dialouge..the plot is simple enough ...dumb obnoxious tourists get way more then they bargained for...sub-plot of a local dead cop and vengeance on the prowl...creeps crawl out the walls with roaches in tow. This movie will capture the attention of the most jaded to the novice looking to depart from the blah of Hollywood. torture - blood - death - over the bloody top and leaves you wondering what just happened. I would put this more in the realm of "murder set pieces" then any of the misguided comparisons so far mentioned..not that the two have any similarity in plot..just that you the viewer will need to be bent that way to appreciate this film. Welcome to 2k6...bran-muffins and birkenstocks stay away, stick to the Hollywood movies.