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Absolute Beginners (1986)
this movie blows BIG TIME
when you remove aliens and flying space ships from battlefield earth and put god awful music scores and terrible acting in it what do you have? a stupid musical that stars david bowie and some other actors in it that do a terrible job of acting stupid and crummy in a musical that should have been called absolute bummed out.
Bad Taste (1987)
better than meet the feebles
this movie was gory fun it has a alien geting his head cut in half with a chainsaw a guy drinking alien vomit and a cool crazy guy with a chainsaw killing lord crumb to death i rented this movie at hollywood video and i had a fun time with it i had to watch it again
but the movie on video was not good but i will see it again on dvd release from some video company i trying to remember the name to it
Never Too Young to Die (1986)
this is the best movie ever made...................FOR ME TO POOP ON
this was the worst movie i have ever saw gene simmonds was crummy in this god awful movie that looks like troma has done. speaking of troma there the best movie company ever..............FOR ME TO POOP ON there movies are crummy too gene simmonds sometimes doesn't do good movies that often except for detroit rock city that was good but this movie that gene made was stupid and down right damn stupid but the best part of all is when the movie was all over
Hair (1979)
worst movie ever really worser than the rocky horror picture show
when i woke up at 5:oo i turn on the tv and i saw one of the worst movies musicals ever and that was HAIR it looks like the rocky horror picture show creators that did this movie it was soooooo stupid that i never wanna watch it again EVER.
Samurai Jack (2001)
better than dexter and the powerpuff girls
i've seen genndy's other shows and BOY THEY WERE LAME AND STUPID i never cared for cartoon network's other shows because they were kiddie and lame until i saw this show and it was called samuurai jack i said to my self like THIS SHOULD BE GOOD and it was good thank god it wasn't all that kiddie except for the talking dogs in it there where lame. i hope there's a encore on at 11:00 because i miss the first episode tonight man i need to give this computer a break.
Meet the Feebles (1989)
ok but not peter jackson's best work
i saw this movie on the sundance channel and it was getting good but the theme song called meet the feebles is amusing the sfx need to be more better and the songs are a little dumb the best part is where the hippo starts shooting everybody up i whould like to see peter jackson's other movie the lord of the ring: FELLOWSHIP OF THE RINGS it should be good. i even did saw the frightners and that one was good i never saw bad tase or dead alive but i will see them some day but i whould like to have a director's cut of the frightners on dvd hope it has lot of good stuff in it.
Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV (2000)
come on it's always gonna be stupid
if anybody who likes the toxic avenger is a total idiot i saw part 1 2 and 3 and they are all stupid i just can't not belive a part 4 was made. for once will the makers of the toxic avenger films just stop for god sakes i would find these movies to be bad not because of the gore in it i whould find it bad for bad acting in it bad sfx in it and yes BAD STORYLINES AND BAD MAKE UP FX in it. i hate troma films because they are stupid and i never cared for a black man who gets killed in the first movie because i find it offensive and they put bad screaming fx's on a black man when he gets his arm rip off that is really offensive it is time for troma to be nice to every black people around the world i'm white and i cared for blacks and jews it is a shame for troma to hate blacks and jews but it's to late troma is the annoying movie company to ever annoy anyone.
Godzilla (1998)
this is a good movie
this is a good movie i just don't know why other people hate this movie this movie has cool sfx and cool cgi stuff in it maybe it time for the people to stop bad mouthing this remake the old godzilla i like the new godzilla i extremely like and there will be a part 2 to this. and roland emmerich is a good director.