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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
You know I really hate it when they do this
I mean if you are going to say something is extended, then please have the decency to tell us why we need to spend more of our hard earned money for something that we already have. I mean tell us WHAT THE BLOODY HECK WAS EXTENDED!!!! I don't know about any of you but the day I plunk down another $60 for a so called "extended" movie and then find out that only another 5 minutes of the movie was added that was not in the original version and the rest of the 30 to 45 minutes is taken up by overpaid actors blabbing on what they thought of the film, I will pluck out my eyes.
When you say "extended" not only have the decency to say what was extended, but also tell me why I should care if it does not add one thing more to the film other then space and time? And then people wonder why Hollywood is going to he11 in a hand basket.
The Blackout (2009)
Fairly nice waste of time
To be fair the premise of the movie is a good one, they (the actors) just do not do it justice. They never explain where or how these critters came about nor why they have not attacked before now. The monsters are completely unbelievable as no living thing could exist with that many teeth in its mouth. Some of the scenes were so dark you could barely see what was going on. The actors are fake and you really start cheering for them to be killed. In some scenes you can actually see the reflection of the lights from the cameras in the eyes of the actors and in others you can see them looking quickly off screen to get their cues. I tried to be fair and give it a chance, but it was too hard. So if you want to waste some time, then this is a good film for you to see as it actually wastes the time you watched it, just don't ask for it back.
When a Stranger Calls (2006)
I fear for the horror movie industry if this is an example
The people that actually liked this movie need to answer one question...how old are you really? 10? 12? THIS MOVIE STINKS! The producers of this spew should have saved us the time and effort and had it go directly to video. You have the obvious format(girl does something stupid and now must pay by monster or crazed killer) the required eye candy (good looking young teens) who cannot even scream on cue and who act like young versions of William Shatner. We even have one college graduate who said "my friend and me," her English teacher would be so proud. Halloween-Omen (the original)-Jaws-Aliens-Final Destination-Pulse-The Grudge-etc, THESE are what horror should be. You have quality directing and a well written plot. You have actors who know how to act and are a joy to watch..I mean even Showtimes Master's of Horror TV series were much better written and acted then this. Rule of thumb..NEVER go see a movie when you end up knowing the outcome 10 minutes into the bloody thing as you spend the rest of the picture bored to tears. And never listen to people who tell you that this is a great movie when English is seemingly a second language to them even when they were born in a country that speaks English and have parents that speak only English. The majority of the people that "liked" this movie should not be allowed to operate heavy machines or use sharp objects or wear red shirts in star trek movies.