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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Highly watchable crap.
Yeah its flawed. Its idiotic. It doesn't follow the video game well enough. The acting is the worst you'll ever see anywhere. The fight scenes are pathetic and the choreography is even worse than its predecessor. The special effects are terrible and worse than you can possibly imagine. The storyline is nonexistent. There are a lot of scenes and parts which make no sense whatsoever. But at no point is it ever boring. So it is highly watchable despite being a piece of crap. If you be a fan of the MK franchise or are expecting a good movie, watch it to see how bad a movie can get, just for education. It does however take a special kind of talent to ruin a franchise and movie which already has a good plot in place (refer to the MK video games). This movie's entire cast and crew have that talent and so does a retard called Paul Anderson.
Aliens vs. Predator 2 (2001)
Its one of the games that Doom-3 copied
From the developers who brought you Blood, Blood-2, NoLF, F.E.A.R and a whole bunch of other games, comes AvP-2. Enough good can't be said about this game and it totally rocks. The level design is utterly brilliant and it actually has a complicated story. The Lithtech engine has been pushed to the limits and the atmosphere and tension is unbeatable.
There is one huge flaw however, and that is the quality of Alien Models. Monolith have screwed up the Alien models quite badly and they are low poly crap with utterly horrible skins than look like rubber suits. The Aliens in AvP-1 were actually much better looking and scarier. The chestburster, the Alien Queen alien cocoons and nests have similarly, been horribly modeled. Fortunately, good level design has made up for all that. The Alien Queen was stupid and too easy to defeat. The facehuggers similarly, run to you and stop, before attacking, making them easy targets.
Despite its flaws, AvP-2 is not just one of the best FPSs ever made but also one of the best games ever made.
Drawn Together (2004)
Sometimes funny sometimes utterly sickening
It seems that everyone has run out of ideas these days. The only solution to achieving humor would be to find out where the line is drawn and then crossing it, further pushing the line forward and then crossing it again. Neither is this right thing to do nor is it intelligent. Offensive humor is simply a lazy solution. Everybody follows that formula nowadays and this is no exception.
Drawn together is sometimes witty and hilarious but there is too much explicit sodomy, incest, grotesque nudity, racism, wanton violence, gore, defecation, language and grotesque portrayals to the point that it is clear that there are no new ideas from the writers and utter shock value should attempt to make up for the lack of intelligence.
Drawn together is neither as subtle nor witty nor well executed as South Park or Family guy. It relies much more on parodying other shows rather than original writing. But some episodes do bring in good laughs and this is one of the better few shows on comedy central. However, some episodes are complete garbage that will make you puke. At the same time, both South Park and Family Guy are also guilty of the former mentioned.