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Miami Hustle (1996)
Awful! should be burned from existence
Please don't view this film! This is a terrible film, Kathy Ireland what are you doing? please don't waist your time with this. If they stuck to their original idea with Pamela Anderson in the lead role it would of still been as bad.
I think that Pammy avoided this film due to its terrible script and not the nude scenes as Kathy Ireland has none in it anyway. Audie England supporting role is also waisted as she has much more talent to be in a film this bad. Audie should be auditioning for Meg Ryan type parts which suit her.stay away from movies which sucks and make you look worse.
Nicole (1976)
A weird film, but a must have for a Catherine Bach fan.
Catherine bach gets topless, if that appeals you to the movie the this is one for you. This movie is one of those hard to find titles because of Catherine Bachs famous nude scene. Catherine went on to play Daisy Dukes and nowadays she is no where no be seen. At one time she was one of the most beautiful and popular stars in Hollywood, a shame really cos i don't think she managed to shake that Daisy Dukes image off, thats what ill remember her for anyway. There are a lot of people that will buy this movie for the one scene where Catherine takes off her top and her breasts are exposed, well if thats makes you happy then on you go. Catherine is not the star of the movie as she is killed off later by the weird crazed Nicole who is in love with her. This movie was released on DVD recently only through Uncut DVDS, it is a decent DVD, Mr Skin even gives a interview on Catherine Bachs nip slips, it's worth a look. I'm giving this movie 7 out of 10 only because of the lovely Catherine Bach, if your a fan of hers then you'll love it, if not the DVD could be used for a frisbee from your bedroom window.
Dirty Love (2005)
Jenny at her best. better than expected!
Jenny McCarthy should really stick with comedy as she can be really funny, even though at times she overdoes it but it can be really entertaining. I really enjoyed this movie and was quite surprised it never got the credit it deserved. My Girlfriend got this movie out and I enjoyed it as much as she did, there are a few hilarious scenes that i'm not gonna spoil for you, give it a watch, it's a very cheer you up type of movie.I was surprised to see Finch from American Pie but he actually gives a good performance in protecting his best friend(Jenny) through the movie.His best scene was squaring up to Jennys ex after the break up. It is a decent but predictably movie where the girl get dumped and realises she has been in love with her best friend all along. It's better than it sounds. See it for yourselves.
The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven (1998)
awful. really bad! Carmen has a body double.
The thing i don't understand about this movie is why would someone who is as stunning as Carmen Electra need a body double for her nude scenes, the whole world has seen her naked in playboy so what the hell?? I remember reading that there was a scene where Carmen Electra pours milk over her breasts, sounds good right, but its not her! its someone with a similar body, what a waste. There are a few nude scenes in this movie but Carmen is not in them, its her body double.I'm Very disappointed in Carmen why she would choose to have a stand in. Don't waste your money on this, you'll be very annoyed and will be looking to throw it out your nearest window.
Killer Instinct (1991)
thriller? ........well so it says!
Vanessa Angel naked!!! this has to be good,right?...wrongs its barely average. This movie would make Vanessa Angel fans happy as it does contain a lot of her on screen clothes shedding, but other than that, it kinda sucks! It was made before her breakthrough in Kingpin, the story through the movie is kinda pointless. i think it was just the directors idea to hire a hot stunning looking semi star and have her get naked in a few scenes in hoping that it would succeed(many movies have copied this idea snapdragon, cool surface etc). it is a good film for Vanessa Angel fans and teenagers but once you've saw her naked then thats it, back to the bargain bin with this movie. I read that Vanessa Angel used a body double for some scenes like Carmen Electra did for that Raven movie she did (no that isn't Carmen pouring milk over her chest). but i think it really is Vanessa Angel as you do see her face when she is exposed, i guess you can judge for yourselves. Scott Valentine does do an OK job as the male lead but he is let down by his wooden acting.
I have heard this movie is ultra rare on VHS and has never been released on DVD so that might attract you to it making a profit from it rather than good old Vanessa's shapely curves and impressive jubbles.