fignewtonanon Reviews

Nekku (2010)

Great Movie

[10/10 · 20 April 2020]

Awesome movie. Corey Taylor killed it as The Neck. 10/10 would watch again.

Postal (2007)

postage

[10/10 · 8 March 2020]

Postal is a funny movie and i thought the joke with the duck was funny. uwe boll should've made postage 2 but people said this was a bad movie.

Nostalgia Critic (2007– )

Nostalgia Cric

[1/10 · 16 February 2020]

I hate nostalgia critic. Nostailga crictc is not funny. End the series dug walkman

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)

Mall Clop 2

[1/10 · 16 February 2020]

Should've called it Paul Blart: Fall Cop because that's the only joke in this movie.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009)

Kevin James

[10/10 · 15 February 2020]

Mall cop has Kevin smith in it. I liked how keven Bacon acted in Pixels so I watched mall cop with my cousin. He laughed at how funny mall cop is when he trips and falls on his buttocks. I didn't like this movie very much, but at least it made my cousin laugh so that's why I'm giving it 10 stars.

Dogma (1999)

Religion

[7/10 · 15 February 2020]

I go to church and I find this movie very religious. I show it to children at my church's annual vacation bible school.

Run-D.M.C.: It's Tricky (1987 Music Video)

Penn and Teller

[10/10 · 26 January 2020]

I heard the song in a video game but Penn and Teller were not in that video game.

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil (2019)

Disney

[3/10 · 26 January 2020]

Good movie when Pinto and that ketchup pickle goblin was on screen. I had a hard time following the story though. Angelina Jolie's cheekbones could cut diamonds.

Son of Alladin (2003)

Aladdin

[10/10 · 26 January 2020]

I saw this movie on Netflix one day. I decided to watch it with the boys. Not only would I say this is a good animated movie, I would say it's one of the best films of the 21st century. It's some of Pixar's greatest animation I've seen from them in years. It puts a spin on the classic Aladdin formula by making the main character Aladdin's son hence the name. It might even be better than Return of Jafar. Good job Richard.