dyerjeffrey Reviews

Skinamarink (2022)

Absolutely nothing happens

[1/10 · 13 February 2023]

If you tell me this movie is groundbreaking, interesting, artsy, then you are so full of $hit. It's the worst movie I've ever seen bar none. It's like sitting in traffic for 4 hour and you're only 30 minutes from home. Everyone involved with this movie should be ashamed of themselves. Lucky it was only $4. I love how below it says "Does this review contain spoilers", there is nothing to spoil...no plot, no actually character, no ending - I could go on and on at how bad this movie is and I will because I have 84 characters to go. It's so so so bad and only 44 characters to go, man this movie Sri is!

Mindcage (2022)

SOTL Rip Off

[4/10 · 23 December 2022]

This is such a blatant rip off of silence of the lambs that it doesn't even try to hide it. They should've just name the two characters Clarice and Hannibal and got it over with. With that being said, it's not a terrible movie by any stretch but so many parallels to SOTL that's it's hard to ignore and enjoy.

John Malkovitch is excellent as always, but I'm surprised that he took the role knowing about the rip off. In the movie they are chasing a copy cat killer which is interesting because this is a copy cat movie.

They even trick the serial killer into leaving his cell so they can go in and investigate just like they did to Lecter in SOTL.

Abandoned (III) (2022)

Baby Crying!

[2/10 · 25 June 2022]

They should have named the movie Baby Crying, it would have been more accurate to the plot and I could have easily avoided it. Stay away even if you can't find anything else to watch, just stare at a wall.

The Free Fall (2021)

Ummm what?

[3/10 · 17 June 2022]

This will be short and sweet. I'm shocked someone came up with this idea, pitched it and it was actually funded and made. Wow, what a crappy film. It's a disaster from start to finish, if you make it through.

The Handmaid's Tale (2017–2025)

One season too many...

[6/10 · 8 July 2021]

Season 4 ruined 3 good seasons....good riddance June and Gilead.

Unacknowledged (2017)

Started off ok but went downhill in a liberal avalanche...

[2/10 · 27 June 2021]

I liked the beginning but it spiraled out of control into a liberal mess....also feels like they ran out of alien content and just started trashing Republicans, hard pass on this one.

Manifest (2018–2023)

Train wreck not plane wreck...

[2/10 · 17 June 2021]

Great concept, horrendous execution. It's part after school special, part lifetime movie, part soap opera. Reminds me of highway to heaven...you never get any answers on where the passengers were for 5 years. If you started this bail now before you waste any more time. Oh and the acting is cheesier than day time television...