jaberwokyconrad Reviews

David Lynch Cooks Quinoa (2007)

'Quinoa is something I like to have for dinner every chance I can get'

[10/10 · 20 June 2020]

Please watch this film. Listening to David is so damn entertaining and we could all use some of it. Only 20 minutes and feels like 5.

Tentacles (1977)

Sucked

[1/10 · 6 March 2020]

Why did John Huston agree to do this? How? Who? Why? What? When? Where?

Aquaman (2018)

EhehgehHhegg

[3/10 · 3 March 2020]

Hideous. Awful. Disgusting Dumb. That's worst of all.... Dumb.

Rocky II (1979)

yoo adriaaan

[9/10 · 22 February 2020]

Better than the first. That's all I have to say. It's just great. It feels more like cinema. Yes I'm just talking nonsense but they're saying my review's too short ... so....

Kong: Skull Island (2017)

Nothing special

[7/10 · 19 February 2020]

But a thrilling action movie non the less. Nothing deep. Nothing at the slightest interesting and by no means the greatest movie ever. But it's fine... But it purely revolves around thing:

"Thought Movie Bad. Violence? And I don't Have to think about it? Yay"

So yeah action horror/thriller... ok.... a bit lame but pretty kickass.

Deep Blue Sea (1999)

Good action movie

[7/10 · 19 February 2020]

But just that - nothing else. The film is all about people being killed by genetically enhanced sharks. Very shallow. Shallow Blue Sea. Heh.