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Captain Eager and the Mark of Voth (2008)
Things were so much better 45minutes ago when the TV was off.
OK. I think we're all willing to give a "B" movie a little wiggle room when it comes to quality. Quality of acting, quality sets, quality of writing, quality of sound, etc. Hence the B moniker. This movie sadly fulfills the promise of delivering epic crap; too epic for B, instead riding a firm C all the way into the ground. run, run away. there are better things to do with your life than watch this movie. Build a castle from toothpicks, write a short story...even better; a poem. Do something creative for creativity's sake as if it were a tangible good. Make a cake, dance the robot, joke around with that weird guy at work. Don't watch this, you'll be stuck forever, like me. Wondering where it all went wrong and thinking if i just had that 45minutes back, what incredible accomplishments could have unfolded before my eyes, what i would have done had i simply slept or even stared into the black abyss of my anti-glare TV screen instead of let this monstrosity rip, and rip it did. please, don't watch this. Your life may depend on it.
The One (2001)
God gave us a gift wrapped in kungfu. This is movie was inside.
Decent Story, Execellent Setup, and the most satisfying ending to a movie i've seen in a long long time. CTHD fans, stay away. Some may consider the Fighting/effects style matrix-esque, but like all good students it bested its master. After seeing this movie, i signed up for Martial Arts classes. KungFu movie fans should know what i mean.