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Terrifier (2016)
Robotics Team Recommends
My friend leans in over the motors we're wiring and whispers, "There's this movie called Terrifier. A clown sawed a woman in half from the vagina." Clearly, this led to skipping class and watching this movie the next day. Did not disappoint. Gory, low on plot, has hot women, what more do you want from a slasher flick? Can't wait to see the sequel next year.
The Rake (2018)
Pretty Okay
For what it is, a low budget slasher film based on an internet urban legend, it could've been a lot worse. Honestly, it's good enough that I would watch it again if I was bored and it was all I had. All I can really say is it did better than certain "creepypasta" films. You know you're thinking what I'm thinking.
The Babadook (2014)
Wow, That Was Terrible
I say this a lot, but the writing was bad and so was the acting. The only thing that kept us watching the movie was the fact that we desperately wanted to see the bratty child die. Spoiler alert, we were disappointed. We were well into the movie before the Babadook even showed up. The movie had no likeable main characters, and they killed off the best actor, the dog. Do not recommend.
Pet Graveyard (2019)
The Ripoff No One Wanted
The writing is bad, the plot is bad, the acting is bad, but y'know what? I went in knowing it would be because of the clickbait title, and here I am, still alive. It wasn't that bad considering low budget horror movies.