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As Above, So Below (2014)
Do horror writers not know how to write characters?
Halfway through and unbelievably frustrated with the stupidity of it. The ONLY character that might continue going after all this is the lead chick- nobody else has any motivation to continue, and with each freaky thing that happens its more and more ridiculous that they would continue. I hate horror like this. Where the entirety of the story rests on poor writing. Instead of coming up with a reason why they dont say screw this im out- lets just make them continue on. People are not like that. Especially when there is nothing driving them. Treasure? Randomly promised by some stranger? Any commentary on human fears, weaknesses or faults is made utterly pointless because the humans in the story are just shallow, poorly written/developed characters. There's no relatability, there's no "hitting home". And i find myself rooting for these idiots to die out of the frustration of their stupidity
The Basement (2018)
Could have been a sub par 10 minute short
Do not trust the good reviews. It is not a good movie. Nor is it so bad its funny. Watching the guy go through all the characters was stupid. The victim had no character so who cares that he died. The "twist" was far from genius, and predictable.which is almost guaranteed with these kind of movies- but hilariously bad acting, poor plot, poor character development and a crap ending that had me rolling my eyes so hard i could see the aneurism forming from watching this pile of crap. The entire movie could have been boiled down into a cold open for a slightly better more compelling movie. Reading the few positive reviews after seeing this movie was laughable. Its trash. A waste of time. Do yourself a favor and do something else. Anything else. Anything would be better than this.