royeighmey Reviews

La Brea (2021–2024)

Not good

[2/10 · 4 November 2021]

Are they sure this wasn't written for the SyFy channel? This is lame, bad , lazy writing. This is the B series equivalent to Lost. Is there a writer's strike that we're not aware of and the interns wrote this mess?

The Monster Project (2017)

Wasted Opportunity...

[2/10 · 12 October 2021]

Jamal Quezaire I believe is the African American actor in this film. Irritating as hell!! The character they had him portraying was like listening to fingernails on a chalkboard!! Besides that, the premise wasn't terrible but the execution is lame. Acting was amateurish at best. The only redeeming quality, sort of, are the special effects. Low budget movies can be good, but not this one.

iCarly (2021–2023)

Skip

[2/10 · 13 July 2021]

Why is it still called ICarly? There is no web show! Writing is lame and for the most part the acting is stale. Just not very good.

Castle Freak (2020)

EH!!

[3/10 · 25 April 2021]

Low budget remake of a not so good horror movie. This is like a midnight madness movie at the old drive in theaters, glad I didn't pay money to see this.

Mara (I) (2018)

Boring

[2/10 · 12 January 2021]

I can see why this was a box office flop! Typical sleep paralysis movie concept, it's all been done many, many times before. The movie does have its moments, but they are few and far between.

Paranormal Nightshift (2020– )

Rubbish

[1/10 · 12 December 2020]

Reenactments are garbage. Investigators come in to check things out and set up all these cameras and recorders yet there's no actual footage shown, what kind of crap is that? Another one of those ridiculous fake paranormal shows that flood the Travel channel!!

The Unsettling (2019)

Lazy Writing

[3/10 · 19 November 2020]

Not a very good "horror" series by any stretch. Very lazy writing and a ridiculous plot line. How did the back doors of the social workers care remain locked but the front doors could open!? They easily opened when everyone got in! How was she able to put zip ties on all there wrists and not get overpowered by the 4 of them!!?? Lazy writing, that's how. Is "Sarah" was protecting the kids, why did she kill Silas, one if the kids love interest!?? I suppose if your into "teeny bopper" thrillers you might like this, but horror fans I would suggest you find something else.

Paranormal Captured (2019)

Rubbish

[2/10 · 6 November 2020]

Paranormal caught on camera, British version. Holy cow, could the pictures and video be any more grainy and out of focus? Everything I've seen is just ridiculous, who the hell are these so called "experts"!? You have to be so gullible to fall for this so called "evidence"!

Into the Dark: They Come Knocking (2019) Season 1, Episode 9

Rubbish

[2/10 · 27 October 2020]

This movie should have been called "Hi, my name is Stupid, please kill me and get it over with." This was one if the dumbest movies I've seen in a long time. Pour the mothers ashes on the ground and everything is fine now!! What the hell did black eyed kids have to do with that!? Absolute rubbish!

You Should Have Left (2020)

Boring

[2/10 · 1 October 2020]

If you need a nap you picked the perfect movie. The pace of this movie is so slow it'll seem like the movie was over 2 hour long.

30 Miles from Nowhere (2018)

Fake Reviews...as usual

[3/10 · 5 September 2020]

So many fake reviews on these bad movies, glad to see others came along and provided real reviews. I suppose the concept was ok but I didn't care about any of the characters. And the ending??!! What the hell was that! This is just another low budget movie from another wannabe. There are worse movies to watch for sure but this one isn't much better.

Shangri-La: Near Extinction (2018)

Just Bad

[2/10 · 3 September 2020]

I forced myself to sit through the entire movie hoping at some point it would improve...I was wrong, painfully wrong. This movie is not worth the time to sit through. There are plenty of other low budget movies that are far more tolerable than this, chose one of those instead of this abysmal piece of work.

Invasion Planet Earth (2019)

So bad

[1/10 · 26 July 2020]

I don't even know what to say about this movie. It's right up there with some of the worst I've ever seen. If you choose to watch this mess, may the force be with you.

Passengers (2008)

Bad

[5/10 · 23 July 2020]

So, a professional psychiatrist takes keys from one of her patients. Yah, that happens. Slow burn, complete waste of time movie.

Vivarium (2019)

Well...

[4/10 · 22 July 2020]

The movie itself was pretty good, although it was more like an elongated episode of the Twilight Zone. Had some very boring spots thus the 4 stars.

Hotel Paranormal (2020– )

Again

[2/10 · 20 July 2020]

Just watched episode 2. What a farce. So, a hotel owner digs up the bones of someone in the basement and proceeds to put them into a box, but when she looks into the box, uh oh, the bones have disappeared!? Really! The claim made is the bones were taken into the spirit world. I can't believe people watching this garbage actually believe a solid object can just disappear. I do believe spirits are a thing, but some of the claims made on these types of shows are ridiculous.

Believers (2020– )

NOT

[3/10 · 20 July 2020]

Just finished watching the 2nd episode. Interesting story lines but don't seem believable at all. A spirit giving someone tuberculosis?! Give me a break. An angry spirit from someone who died almost 200 yrs ago scratches a lady but nothing to indicate this ever happened to people who lived there prior or since? Maybe the spirit liked her. A haunted vehicle at a scrap yard. How many vehicles come into that yard that someone had been killed in and only one of them was ever haunted? Nice little stories if your filming an anthology movie but other than that, pure fiction.

Angels Fallen (2020)

Just Awful

[1/10 · 19 July 2020]

Seriously, one of the worst movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad movies. At least I didn't pay to see this garbage, it's free on Tubi. I see some fake accounts showed up to give this thing 10 stars. Don't trust these reviews regardless of what movies review they show up on. Click on the account name and see how many movies they've reviewed, most times it's just that one. Anyway, if you're looking to watch a really bad movie, you're in luck, otherwise watch an instructional video on how to watch paint dry.

For We Are Many (2019)

Waste

[2/10 · 19 July 2020]

I've seen much better on YouTube (Crypt TV, Alter, etc...). For me, this anthology just didn't cut it. Some of the FX were pretty good, but story and a lot of the acting were bad. I realize these stories are from (supposed) up and comers, but still, it's not worth watching.

Paranormal Highway (2017)

WOW

[1/10 · 16 June 2020]

Who in there right mind green lights movies like this to be made?! I cannot phathom a studio actually willing to spend money to make something this awful. I watched this movie freely (thank goodness) on Tubi TV, being glad I didn't have to spend a single penny to do it. If you actually paid to see this garbage, get a lawyer and file a lawsuit.

Grace (I) (2014)

Boring

[3/10 · 1 June 2020]

This movie just didn't do it for me. I found the pov aspect didn't do the movie any favors, other than maybe the last 10 minutes or so. The movie was very slow but I pushed on to the end, and the pay off was pretty good. 3 stars because the lead up to the end was a waste of time.

Destination Fear (2019–2023)

Fake reviews

[3/10 · 30 April 2020]

I've seen a lot of reviewers giving this series a 10 rating, WTF are you watching! All you get is bunch of 20 something's screaming at stuff and running away. I watched every episode of season 1 and just finished the 1st episode of season 2. I was hoping they would somehow improve the show but no luck. It's the same crap from the 1st season. There are worse ghost hunting shows (Ghost Nation) to watch, but this ones not that good either.

Ghost Nation (2019– )

Boring

[2/10 · 30 April 2020]

2 episodes in and I've already cancelled my dvr for automatic recording. This show is a yawnfest at best. The so called evidence they gather is so lame, and worse yet, they don't replay it and when they do you can't make heads or tails of it but they get it right away ( mainly evp's). This is more like watching an episode on the History channel.

Anomaly (I) (2016)

WTF!!!

[1/10 · 26 April 2020]

This is absolutely one of the worst movies that I have ever seen! I forced myself to sit through the whole thing. I dont know what kind of cameras they were using, but even in the middle of the day with the sun shining bright, the picture was overly dark and dull. The acting was atrocious, it seemed like none of them had ever acted before. Was this made by a bunch of high schoolers for extra credit? I beg you, please no-one waste your time with this movie. If your that bored, try watching infomercials, you'll thank me.

Paranormal Caught on Camera (2019– )

What?

[2/10 · 14 April 2020]

All you're seeing are videos that have been debunked or faked videos with CGI. So called "experts" try to explain and rationalize these ridiculous clips. Grainy CCTV images that look like there from the 90's or cell phone clips that came from a phone that's 10 years old. Obviously no-one does any actual investigating on these videos or most of them would be relegated to you tube garbage. I suppose you could fun watching this stuff, just take it all with a grain of salt.