chinandchin Reviews

The Kill Room (2023)

Actors now take a job without reading the script

[1/10 · 24 November 2023]

Some people gave this movie 9 stars, ok I have to say I respect your job and so so so admire you for able to find more than one word to praise this super dumb, crazy bad and exceptionally dull movie, you guys are just priceless!!!

Yes, Uma Thurman is not the same now and Samuel L Jackson did tons of cheesy movies too, but still everything has a baseline, and this film is below 5000 metres ocean deep baseline. I just wonder do people still read the script before taking a job? Do they even bother to know if the production crew is formed by pofessional or in this case some university students or even just some high school nerds.

I am not disappointed, I just don't understand SLJ and Uma Thurman.

Virus-32 (2022)

It must be a cheesy movie........ but it's not !!

[8/10 · 23 November 2023]

Alright, I have no idea why I would even try to watch this movie, it must be another stupid horror zombie movie, just like the other 500 hundred zombie movies all over the world each year, but!!!! It's not!!!

First of all, it is a zombie movie, so do not expect any artistic thing like "Spencer", or with the budget to hire Tom Cruise and some MI7 CGI stuff, or an exceptional twist like "the 6th sense", just watch this with the expectation of a zombie movie, then you will find a solid script, a pouring heart out sincere production, a touching mother and daughter relationship, and most of all some exciting horror fast pace 120 minutes of entertainment..... actually on top of it, there is no "daughter don't go but still go" stupid type of scene, which is what I love the most about this movie.

Advice for all horror movie fans: try this !

Beast (I) (2022)

Don't go but still go

[1/10 · 13 November 2023]

I haven't written any review for a long time, but this film has the most powerful force to make me write one.

Basically, the whole film is don't go girls, but the girls have to go. Don't go pal, but the pal has to go. Don't go dad, but dad has to go. If they all stay, everything and everyone would be OK !!! Oh my dearest Lord !!! How hard is it to just stay in a freaken truck?

2 stars for the great Africa's landscape and scenery, 2 stars for the steady cam operator. Zero for the script, zero for directing, zero for all the actors, -1 for each daughter, - 1 for the lion not killing all of them as soon as possible. Very very very bad film, please don't watch.

The Wrath of Becky (2023)

10 stars? Are you out of your mind?

[2/10 · 27 June 2023]

Becky 1 was quite fun, this one is absolutely garbage.

1, bad guys broke into the house aiming to kill becky, but they killed the old lady instead and didnt do anything to Becky, I mean yes nothing, didn't break her arm or rape her or torture her but kill the old lady and left.

2, Becky grapped a bunch of stuff and packed them in her bag, and she didn't even use one item, not 2 not 1 but none!! Why packing all useless stuff?

3, all bad guys had to be super dumb to let Becky escape for 4 times, I get the rules, bad guys like to talk before killing anyone, but I have no idea what else they can talk to Becky after the second time, but they somehow did .

Anyway, soooooooo bad, really really wasting my time, I prefer to look at the living room floor for 120 minutes rather than Becky 2.

The Tower (2021–2023)

One word for this show: Surprise!!

[7/10 · 6 December 2022]

I don't know why I have to write 600 characters. So please read my 1st hundred characters and skip the other 500.

This show has no gun fight, no sex, no CGI, no pretty hot chicks, no violence, no nothing but only a solid story, I wasn't expecting anything but had to finish the whole series in one time, the script is superb and all the actors are outstanding.

People would easily skip this show bc of no big star and relatively low budget, but if you are reading this, please give it a try, I think this is what "drama" actually is all about. Marvel's shows with no story suck compared with this, seriously.

Evil (2019–2024)

Katja Herbers is amazing

[8/10 · 17 August 2022]

7.7stars, I don't know what to say, this show is great, the writers did their research and the director delivered them smoothly, I love Katja Herbers because of this show, I think 7.7 stars is quite underrated. Again, Katja Herbers is amazing, so is David.

Cube (2021)

If your sleeping pills not working, try this film

[1/10 · 4 August 2022]

I dont really remember the first original one, but I started to watch this remake definitely because of the 1st one.... and yes, this is another master piece, master of crap!!! Never knew Japanese actors are so damn bad, or somehow they accidentally recruit all the worst actors in one movie.

I am begging everyone of you to go see your living room floor for 120 mins instead of this master crap.

The Witch: Part 2 - The Other One (2022)

So so far away

[5/10 · 26 July 2022]

Yes, so far away from the 1st one, sometimes some series just won't work and this is an epic example. Everyone just keep talking and talking about something no audience cares, all villains just keep that smiling face for no reason, it's not cool it just overacting. The first one has a terrific story, this one has so many cartoon fights. Just soòooo disappointed.

Eternals (2021)

A movie that makes you pee 3 times

[4/10 · 12 July 2022]

God wants to kill the earth, and when I see there is still an hour to go I want to kill myself.

Seriously, when you can go pee 3 times, looking for food 4 times and smoke I don't know how many cigarettes during the 1st half of a movie and still not missing anything, it mustn't be good. Please, if you are reading this, skip this crap!!!!!!!

P.s. Watching a protagonist(Sersi) with no expression no emotion, just same straight face for 150 mins is a torture.

Le loup et le lion (2021)

a movie for primary school students, they don't care about logic

[2/10 · 28 March 2022]

It could be a 5 stars( out of 10 ) film, but letting a university student to edit a movie is just unbelievable bold...... and won't work.

Plane crashed but the lion hung on a tree and survived? Am I watching looney toons? And where is the plane anyway? No one bothers?

Sorry, I have to say this film is quite stupid. Only passion can't make a good film.

How I Met Your Father (2022–2023)

I love Hilary Duff but she is not funny

[5/10 · 10 March 2022]

So far away from how I met your mother, those characters just not funny at all, a comedy with no comedian, not hard to understand why so many bad reviews.

They are laughing but the audience aren't.

Special Delivery (2022)

whoever is reading this, go see it

[9/10 · 22 February 2022]

Car chasing can't compare with Hollywood's A class films, but beside car chasing scenes everything is awesome,the story, script, actors(especially the girl and the kid ), directing, music, editing, whatsoever is just beyond good, a must see movie, seriously !!!!! Fast and furious can't even compare 10 mins of it!!! I am not Korean, but this film will make you love Korean films, girls and kids!!!

Again, the story is just great great and great !!!

The 355 (2022)

Jessica, stop the spy dream

[3/10 · 18 February 2022]

I want to copy and paste my comment from AVA, but I don't want to waste people's time like this film did to me, so I am going to make it simple : super dumb and extremely terrible script.

CODA (2021)

Coda 8.1 stars, La famille Bélier 7.3!!!?? Are you guys serious!?

[6/10 · 2 January 2022]

It's not bad, Emilia is loveable, very nice voice.

This remake version basically skipped all the best parts from the French version, just tried too hard to avoid copying, and I was not touched at all.

If you find this movie good enough to earn 8 stars, then get tissue papaer ready and try the original version, you will give that a 12 stars(guarantee) .

Escape Room: Tournament of Champions (2021)

Stop yelling at each other

[5/10 · 13 December 2021]

Production designer is very good.

Script writer is very good in designing riddles but very bad in controling emotions, everyone just keep yelling at each other, losing temper and panic but somehow able to go to the next stage......... so I muted the whole thing and found it a really nice movie.

The Tomorrow War (2021)

I know the production crew

[4/10 · 2 December 2021]

Rich(able to get Chris and spend tons of money on CGI) , stubborn, wants to be a hero but no commom sense, not thinking with logic, thats the conclusion of the director and the script writer, they are Republicans.

Reminiscence (2021)

Miority Report the crappy version

[2/10 · 18 October 2021]

I love Hugh Jackman and Freguson, who doesnt........ until watching this film!!! Thank God they both did some amazing films in the past or they are doomed by this crap.

Dear friends, dont waste your time on this one.

The Protégé (2021)

What is wrong with the casting director

[3/10 · 17 October 2021]

SLJ + Maggie Q +1st batman, it couldnt be bad........ but it's really bad. Micheal Keaton is 70 years old, I love him, but I just cant watch him flirting with a 30 years younger Maggie Q. If the company really had to use them, at least pay a script writer to adjust that, it's really really uncomfortable, nearly gross.

The casting director fault or wat, I dont know, afterall I just wanted to see SLJ killing some bad people which didnt happen, so disappointed!!!!

Yakuza Princess (2021)

Could have won 2 Oscars

[3/10 · 15 October 2021]

1st Oscar, best editing, anyone can make a 50 minutes movie to 120 minutes long should win an Oscar.

2nd Oscar, best artress, she has the perfect consistancy to keep the same face without any expression for 120 mins, even Mary Streep had never achieved that.

Still have no idea why I rated this garbage 3 stars. I just want to see some Japanese killing some people, but everyone just keep talking and talking and pretenting to be Leon the professional. Your best choice is skip this movie, no $hit!!

Long Story Short (2021)

Low expectation, huge susprise

[7/10 · 6 October 2021]

Yes it's old school, but very touching, all charaters are amazing!! When you had had enough of CGI, here is something that really makes you smile. Thank you for a lovely movie.

Intrusion (II) (2021)

It's bad

[3/10 · 5 October 2021]

I am watching it right now, it's qiute stupid, hate every character, the story is stupid and predictable, my friend is still watching thats the only reason why I havent turned this off yet. It's 60 mins now, see how much longer my friend can stand for this crap.

The Colony (2021)

I felt asleep

[3/10 · 20 September 2021]

What happened in the end? I felt asleep, it's boring and predictable, I wish the father is the real villian, I would be much more happier.

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Now we know why Tony Leung, not Jacky Chan

[8/10 · 14 September 2021]

I was so excited to see this just becos of Tony Leung, and he pulled this off amazingly. He probably the few or actually the only one villian that you love in the MCU. All the casts are good, the sister is a bit soft but ok. Anyways, it's a fun movie, and if you like Tony Leung, you have to see this, this film will make you love Tony even more.

SEAL Team (2017–2024)

I mute everytime when Sonny talking

[5/10 · 22 July 2021]

He sounds like two balls in his mouth. I mute everytime when Sonny talking.

Die in a Gunfight (2021)

What a disaster

[2/10 · 20 July 2021]

Some people said it's a B- class movie, you were so wrong, this is a F- movie. I feel sad for the director, he might think all the dialogues are awesome cool, but instead they are totally garbages, Daddario's worst movie up to date.

200% sure it's a waste of time to watch even 10 mins of this crap.