barbell_28 Reviews

The Boys: The Instant White-Hot Wild (2022) Season 3, Episode 8

Love the series...but

[3/10 · 11 July 2022]

What was the point of Soldier Boy......the season built up a big showdown and then...nothing. Not a thing. Pointless. We are back to square one. Nothing happened. I will keep watching but this was a fail.

Spiral (2021)

Not a Saw movie.

[5/10 · 20 September 2021]

This is NOT a Saw movie. Remember when you seen your least favorite Saw sequel.... now, imagine it being worse. Chris Rock was not believable in this type of role. The acting was sub par. The story was garbage. I guessed the killer in the 1st 10 minutes. I hoped i was wrong but i wasn't. Dont expect anything more than a C grade mystery. 4.5/10.

Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)

Amazing 9.5/10

[10/10 · 27 March 2021]

So after watching the Whedon cut, and being a long time DC Universe fan, i thought, "this is the end". When i heard rumblings of the redo coming, i was cautiously optimistic. I seen the 4 hr runtime and got a tad nervous, then i watched it, and i have to say, the time flew by. I hope this is a catalyst for more in the series. I would love to see where it goes. Thanks Zack Snyder you have risen the DC Universe from the ashes. RIP Autumn.

Love Island (2019– )

Like this is like the worst like

[2/10 · 2 March 2021]

New drinking game....have a shot evertime you hear "like"....be an early night and a rough morning.

Never Hike in the Snow (2020 Video)

Didnt want it to end.

[8/10 · 9 January 2021]

Amazing Fan film. Wish it was full length. You Nailed it. This is exactly what we as fans deserve to see. Congrats.

Christmas Wedding Planner (2017 TV Movie)

"Love you Muchly" but not this junk

[1/10 · 17 November 2020]

This was not at all a "Christmas" movie. Is it the worst movie of all time? I think it just may be. The Acting, although not expected to be amazing, was below sub par. The story? Well what story? It made no sense at all. The ending you ask....the most ridiculous thing i ever seen. I will go as far and say the worst in history. If you enjoy cheesy christmas movies, don't watch this mess. There are zero redeeming qualities in this crap of a "film". You have been warned.

All I Can Say (2019)

When life is hard, listen to Blind Melon.

[10/10 · 29 June 2020]

Well, it has been quite the wait for this, as a long time fan of Blind Melon, I have read the Greg Prato book on more than one occasion, and it talked about these film that were floating about, now here they are for the world to see. The filmakers had quite a task muddling through hours and years of footage shot by Shannon over the course of time and upon watching this film i was left feeling robbed, not because the film was anything less than amazing, it was because i watched the rise and unfortunate fall of one of the most talented and honest artists of our generation. Blind Melon are in my opinion one of the most underrated bands of all time. Seeing this film made me laugh, sing, cry and just shake my head wondering what could have been. This is a must see, own and cherish for any fan. Spread the word. Play your friends the Soup album and let it change their lives. RIP Shannon Hoon.

Edge of the Axe (1988)

Bad. And not in the good cheesy horror way

[3/10 · 18 June 2020]

I see a lot of good reviews here, i was excited to watch this one. Turns out, it is bad, and not in the so bad its good kind of way. Its just bad. The acting, although i expected to be sub par, was sub sub par, the story was boring and the kills were so cheesy i just didnt care. The characters are unlikable. Its just a bad movie all around.

Coffee & Kareem (2020)

Terrible. Vulgar. Waste of time.

[1/10 · 7 April 2020]

This movie....what can i say, the Kareen kid is a vulgar and annoying character with zero redeeming qualities. The cop is an inept bafoon. This was the worst movie i have seen in a long while. The amount of vulgarity is just to much, forced and unfunny. I wish i could watch it in reverse to erase it from my memory and get the time wasted back. Avoid.

In the Tall Grass (2019)

Couldnt see

[5/10 · 16 November 2019]

Might have been ok..but its so dark i couldnt see anything. Pass.

The Dead Don't Die (2019)

What did I just watch....

[3/10 · 12 September 2019]

This was one of the worst movies i ever had the displeasure of watching. Boring, uninteresting, pointless and pretentious. I didnt laugh once....it is crapfest. Avoid this mess at all costs. I wish the dead did die. If you don't avoid it, remember,...i told ya so.

7 Guardians of the Tomb (2018)

Its bad. But it is fun...relax people

[6/10 · 14 July 2019]

This is a B movie really....what did you expect. All these people saying how bad it was....well yeah....its supposed to be bad. Take it for what it is. Laugh and kill a bit of time sunday afternoon.

Escape Plan: The Extractors (2019)

Deserves better than 4.3/10

[7/10 · 13 July 2019]

This wasnt that bad. It was a basic formula. Cheesy. But it was entertaining and a good way to kill a bit of time. Turn your mind off and watch for fun.

He Knows You're Alone (1980)

Zzzz

[4/10 · 30 June 2019]

Snoozefest. And Tom hanks was in it for 3 mins as a useless character. Dont bother. I love old slasher flicks but this is not good.

White Girl (2016)

More bad than good...

[4/10 · 30 June 2019]

I will start my short review by sayin Morgan Saylor as the main character was a terrible choice. Sorry she is annoying to watch and not a very convincing actress (watch her smoke or kiss it is horrendous) , i felt like i was watching Degrassi High at times. The movie is supposed to be thought provoking but is not due to her continuously making stupid choices and putting herself into bad situations. Anyways....the movie is not good, but give it a try if you are bored some sunday afternoon. Come give it a try at Degrassi High! Haha

Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell (2018 Video)

Well it is what is

[6/10 · 23 June 2019]

This is fun. Don't think to much. Good addition to the series. One thing, they couldn't afford a real Canadian flag The flag flying was not the the nation's flag.

Terrifier (2016)

Cliche...in a good way!

[8/10 · 22 June 2019]

This is a throwback to the days when slasher films were fun . I loved it you will too if you are a fan of great, easy, predictable, dont think to hard straight up slasher flicks. Give it a go. Its a fun ride.

Slender Man (I) (2018)

Not good.

[4/10 · 22 June 2019]

This movie is bland, not scary and just plain bad. Dont bother. Some of the scenes are so pitch black you cannot even see whats happening. Maybe thats a good thing cause its that bad.

Breaking In (2018)

Is it me...or have i seen this before?

[5/10 · 7 June 2019]

This is nothing new. Been done 100 times. Not bad...but just...nothing i haven't seen before. Cheesy yet watchable. But...

A League of Their Own (1992)

Great fiction...minus Rosie O'Donnell.

[7/10 · 31 May 2019]

This is a good movie....dont get me wrong, it has some classic moments. That said....its not a true story and Rosie O'Donnell almost single handedly ruins the movie. Anyway...worth a waych for classic nostalgia....dont think to much and ignore Rosie and her annoying non talent.

Greta (2018)

CGM

[4/10 · 31 May 2019]

Oh Chloe.....you are better than this crap. Its terrible. Just don't

No Solicitors (2015)

Don't.....just don't.....

[2/10 · 9 March 2019]

Acting- laughable Plot- terrible Writing- deplorable Pointless movie, absolutely pathetic, irritating actors....i can't even describe how bad the acting was. Avoid this at all costs.

Superman Returns (2006)

This movie deserves better.....much better.

[9/10 · 31 January 2019]

Ok, so i dont understand all the hate for this installment of the Superman franchise. The acting is great, the visual effects are beautiful, there is tons of action, and i like the story, it was the basic superman formula, but why not....it works. Kevin spacey played a great villain, Brandon Routh summoned Chris Reeves on this one and deserves more credit than he ever received. I grew up in the era of the Chris Reeves Superman and i find this to be the next best thing. Personally if you seen this movie when it 1st came out and thought you didnt like it, give it another chance, it is a great film.

The Green Inferno (2013)

Oh my.....

[1/10 · 18 January 2019]

This was by far the worst movie i ever seen in my life. Its cheesy. Badly acted. Terrible story. Just avoid this one. Its really that bad.

Security (I) (2017)

Was it silly...yes...was it entertaining...also yes.

[7/10 · 18 November 2018]

All the hate for this movie, take it for what it is, its a microwave popcorn movie to enjoy when you are bored. The acting is ok, not great but its a decent flick, just don't overthink it.