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hashishin666
Year of birth: 1975
Place of residence: South Yorkshire, England
Likes: Games, films, Intelligent people, funny stuff, etc.
Dislikes: Bigots, trolls, Hollywood sentimentality.
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Monsters in the Woods (2012)
Godawful
Glenn Plummer has never been an A-grade actor though he has been in some pretty good movies in his career. This unfortunately doesn't fall into that category. Mr. Plummer must be broke to allow himself to be associated with a film of this calibre.
I really can't stress enough how terrible a movie this is. A terrible script executed terribly by actors who seem to have been stopped on the street and asked if they'd like to star in a monster movie. And speaking of the monster; Imagine fifties B-movies if you will. Now imagine a particularly bad one. That's what you get with this movie. Throw badly shot and badly directed into the mix and you get something I would call a C-movie. So poor as to be impossible to enjoy.
Yes, I know thirty grand is nothing for a movie budget but I'm sure that more skilled film makers could have conjured up something better with that money.
Whoever it was that rated this movie as a 10 must have either been involved in the making of it or having a laugh.
I am as capable of enjoying B-movies as the next person. Some are even favourite films. But I couldn't in good conscience recommend this movie to anyone. This movie is a must miss.