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Church Ball (2006)
Sad sad day for film
The really sad thing is that this was supposedly the highest budget "Halestorm Entertainment" has had to work with. All involved should be fined for littering since all the celluloid they wasted is good for nothing more than filling the trash. Not only is the writing atrocious and the jokes awful, but the camera work and film quality are amateur at best. The soundtrack sounds like it was created on some guys laptop PC. The worst part of all is that I actually sat through the whole thing. I think just because I couldn't believe that I had actually paid to buy a ticket and that the theater I was watching it in had actually agreed to show the "film".
She's the Man (2006)
Complete and utter crap
This movie was just dreadful. The acting was poor, and I couldn't even bear to stay until the end because Amanda Bynes' attempt at speaking like a boy hurt my ears so much.
The plot (what I saw of it) was a cheap attempt at ripping off Shakespeare's 'Twelfth Night' and I think WS would be horrified the way his work is being used to inflict torment on unsuspecting movie-goers. Some people are comparing it to 10 Things I Hate About You - IMHO that was a far superior movie (not least because the main actors (Stiles & Ledger) have some level of acting ability.
Unless you are completely in love with one of the stars (and bring earplugs so you don't have to hear Bynes), save your hard-earned $ and stay away.