I avoided seeing this movie in the theaters for the whole two weeks it was playing there for one reason. When I saw the trailer it looked like an utter piece of cr#p with that lame "hollywood polished" look.
You know where the lighting is so generic, the lead characters all have an inch of makeup on (to help repel the generic lighting glare), the sets look plastic and cookie-cutter like, there are "famous" people playing the lead characters which really ruins the suspended disbelief factor (aka Star Wars New Trilogy syndrome), and so on.
So as quickly as it disappeared from my local theaters it landed (no pun intended) on my local video rental store shelves. It took me a week of trying to convince myself it was worth paying $4.00 to rent when good luck (or bad luck) found me. My neighbor just bought it so I borrowed it from him to give it a watch.
Let me preface the next dialog by my background. I grew up in Pittsburgh and lived there most of my life. The original Romero films (Night & Dawn) were two of my all time favorite flicks. I lived by Monroville Mall (where Dawn was filmed) and many a time took self guided tours in the back halls looking for the "boiler room" and the "hideout to the roof" room. I found the boiler room. :-) These films were part of my soul as a person and I made damn sure everyone I connected with over the years knew that. I lent them out to so many friends and watched them over and over with so many girlfriends as to try and let onto others what I oh so loved. I won't discuss Day of the Dead. While it had some "qualities" to it. It simply wasn't there.
So imagine an avid fan like me just having that "gut instinct" that this one was going to be horrible. I just had that feeling. I was so damn sad just thinking how bad it was going to be. But I've been wrong before.... maybe the preview was chopped up with pare-polished clips before they got reworked. Right? Maybe?
I popped the DVD in with a feeling of hope and sat back and watched. The first five to ten minutes went by "ok" with no huge letdowns (well with the exception of the film not being able to call Pittsburgh "Pittsburgh" for whatever reason??? WTF?). Then "ok" turned to "uggh", then "uggh" turned to "ick", then "ick" turned to "omg this isn't good", then "omg this isn't good" turned to "help me".
Now 15 minutes after popping this movie out I am sitting here on IMDb writing this review. I feel I have to waste more time with this film to warn others and to "let it all out" as maybe this place makes me feel like I have a virtual shoulder to cry on.
I could go into a hundred details of why it was such a horrible film but all you have to do is read the 1000's of other pis$ed off reviews about this film to get where I'm going. I don't feel like bashing George right now. I just hope in my heart he really knows just how much he let all his loyal fans down. Because I have a feeling he might not. What with all these mysteriously positive reviews posted up here by people who most likely live to watch each new episode of "Survivor" since Season 1, George might be a little misguided as into thinking he actually succeeding into not making a pile of cr#p.
Let's all do ourselves a big favor and take a deep breath and think positive thoughts. "Hey hey everything is going to be OK, hey hey everything is going to be alright".
You know where the lighting is so generic, the lead characters all have an inch of makeup on (to help repel the generic lighting glare), the sets look plastic and cookie-cutter like, there are "famous" people playing the lead characters which really ruins the suspended disbelief factor (aka Star Wars New Trilogy syndrome), and so on.
So as quickly as it disappeared from my local theaters it landed (no pun intended) on my local video rental store shelves. It took me a week of trying to convince myself it was worth paying $4.00 to rent when good luck (or bad luck) found me. My neighbor just bought it so I borrowed it from him to give it a watch.
Let me preface the next dialog by my background. I grew up in Pittsburgh and lived there most of my life. The original Romero films (Night & Dawn) were two of my all time favorite flicks. I lived by Monroville Mall (where Dawn was filmed) and many a time took self guided tours in the back halls looking for the "boiler room" and the "hideout to the roof" room. I found the boiler room. :-) These films were part of my soul as a person and I made damn sure everyone I connected with over the years knew that. I lent them out to so many friends and watched them over and over with so many girlfriends as to try and let onto others what I oh so loved. I won't discuss Day of the Dead. While it had some "qualities" to it. It simply wasn't there.
So imagine an avid fan like me just having that "gut instinct" that this one was going to be horrible. I just had that feeling. I was so damn sad just thinking how bad it was going to be. But I've been wrong before.... maybe the preview was chopped up with pare-polished clips before they got reworked. Right? Maybe?
I popped the DVD in with a feeling of hope and sat back and watched. The first five to ten minutes went by "ok" with no huge letdowns (well with the exception of the film not being able to call Pittsburgh "Pittsburgh" for whatever reason??? WTF?). Then "ok" turned to "uggh", then "uggh" turned to "ick", then "ick" turned to "omg this isn't good", then "omg this isn't good" turned to "help me".
Now 15 minutes after popping this movie out I am sitting here on IMDb writing this review. I feel I have to waste more time with this film to warn others and to "let it all out" as maybe this place makes me feel like I have a virtual shoulder to cry on.
I could go into a hundred details of why it was such a horrible film but all you have to do is read the 1000's of other pis$ed off reviews about this film to get where I'm going. I don't feel like bashing George right now. I just hope in my heart he really knows just how much he let all his loyal fans down. Because I have a feeling he might not. What with all these mysteriously positive reviews posted up here by people who most likely live to watch each new episode of "Survivor" since Season 1, George might be a little misguided as into thinking he actually succeeding into not making a pile of cr#p.
Let's all do ourselves a big favor and take a deep breath and think positive thoughts. "Hey hey everything is going to be OK, hey hey everything is going to be alright".
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