First of all i do want to mention what the good things are
1. Keanu and Carrie-Anne can certainly still carry this franchise with the right script (unfortunately this is not it), and also Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and Jessica Henwick does solid performances with what they are given.
I cannot think of anything more positive to say about this movie.
What made the first movie great, and the sequels watchable, was pure originality and amazing characters fighting for an epic goal. All of this is lacking in this movie. The movie is constantly duplicating scenes from the first movie, to no other end then to try to capture some feelings of nostalgia. The result is that you keep remembering what utter nonsense this is in comparison to the original. The amount of flashbacks and reused material is just ridiculous, and Naruto and One piece now have stiff competition in this area.
The pace is also quite unexplainable as scenes that could (and definitely should) be kept to a minute or two just keeps dragging on (yes i'm thinking of the horrible game design scene). And other scenes that could use some more explanation are cut short.
The secondary cast is a poor replica of the original crew, and are not given any opportunity to stand out (or even act). The ones that are given some space and screen time as Jonathan Groff as Smith that presents a character that bears no resemblance at all to the original. His lack of any kind of charisma is almost impressive. Neil Patrick Harris is being his usual self and feels very out of place.
The action scenes are either scenes that we have seen before in the series, duplicated, or things done better in other movies.
The greatest pain point of the movie might still be that the makers of this nonsense have chosen a script that try to spin the story completely around the old main characters, and really have to force things to make it fit this narrative. The obvious choice would instead be to introduce a new protagonist and focus the story around them, weaving in the new cast and the more known characters in a natural way.
Now we end up with a copy of a movie without any apparent goal, with bleak characters that you don't care for, doing repetitive things to no end.
2 out of 10, and that is generous.
1. Keanu and Carrie-Anne can certainly still carry this franchise with the right script (unfortunately this is not it), and also Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and Jessica Henwick does solid performances with what they are given.
I cannot think of anything more positive to say about this movie.
What made the first movie great, and the sequels watchable, was pure originality and amazing characters fighting for an epic goal. All of this is lacking in this movie. The movie is constantly duplicating scenes from the first movie, to no other end then to try to capture some feelings of nostalgia. The result is that you keep remembering what utter nonsense this is in comparison to the original. The amount of flashbacks and reused material is just ridiculous, and Naruto and One piece now have stiff competition in this area.
The pace is also quite unexplainable as scenes that could (and definitely should) be kept to a minute or two just keeps dragging on (yes i'm thinking of the horrible game design scene). And other scenes that could use some more explanation are cut short.
The secondary cast is a poor replica of the original crew, and are not given any opportunity to stand out (or even act). The ones that are given some space and screen time as Jonathan Groff as Smith that presents a character that bears no resemblance at all to the original. His lack of any kind of charisma is almost impressive. Neil Patrick Harris is being his usual self and feels very out of place.
The action scenes are either scenes that we have seen before in the series, duplicated, or things done better in other movies.
The greatest pain point of the movie might still be that the makers of this nonsense have chosen a script that try to spin the story completely around the old main characters, and really have to force things to make it fit this narrative. The obvious choice would instead be to introduce a new protagonist and focus the story around them, weaving in the new cast and the more known characters in a natural way.
Now we end up with a copy of a movie without any apparent goal, with bleak characters that you don't care for, doing repetitive things to no end.
2 out of 10, and that is generous.
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