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The Exorcist (1973)
Good, but not scary
The acting, directing and producing of this movie were wonderful. The plot was also very good. But sorry, I wasn´t scared at all. I was actually laughing in some of the scenes. To be honest, I haven´t watched any movie that has actually scary, and I've seen Halloween, Scream, I know what you did..., Psycho, and none of this are actually scary for me. Maybe for a little child, but an adult... Come on!!!!
The Rich Man's Wife (1996)
Terrific
Oh, I loved this movie from the beginning to the end. But especially the ending which is extremely surprising. The only flaw is that the main character is telling the story, but there are scenes that she can't tell because she wasn't there. Anyways, I give this movie a 10.
Hanging Up (2000)
Terrible
Oh I thought this was going to be a very good movie. I mean, the cast was fantastic. And of course, I thought it was a comedy. The ads and the cast made me think so. By the end of the movie, I was so dissapointed... OK, there was some comedy. But 90% of the movie was pure drama. It was so boring!!! It was also very confusing, it has SO many flashbacks. Poor Walter Matthau, the last movie he acted in was the worst.
Fortress (1992)
Wonderful
Oh I loved this movie!! It was so exciting!! It seemed like John and Karen were never going to escape. It was, however, a little bit exaggerated about all the horrors that the poor couple lived there. The character of Poe was cartoonish. But the film was so enjoyable. I can't wait to see the sequel!!
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Awful
This is, by far, the worst movie that I've seen in my whole life. I have no words to describe how boring I was. It's so ridiculous that you could laugh at the beginning, but by the middle of the movie you'll need coffee to stay awake. I haven't read the book, I don't know the original story, but what I do know is that this movie was horrible. I can´t believe there are comments saying it was hilarious. ¿What movie did you watch?
The Cell (2000)
I was terrified...
...by the fact that I spent $20 in watching this awful movie. Avoid it, it's so confusing, so annoying. One of the worst movies I've ever seen. I didn't understand why they were so worried about the reversal, it was better than the other way. Catherine's world was ridiculous, it seemed like if she was a saint or something like that. That part made me laugh.
Scary Movie (2000)
Lots of parodies
This movie is essentially a parody of "Scream" and "I know what you did last summer" but also contains parodies of "Matrix", "Sixth Sense", "The Blair Witch Project", "Baywatch", "Titanic" and "The usual suspects", among others. Very recomendable movie, but I must warn you, it's extremely pornographic. I think the most pornographic movie I've seen in my whole life!
Road Trip (2000)
Extremely hilarious
Well, I haven´t seen American Pie or There's something about Mary, so I can't make comparisons, but I can tell you this movie is very funny. I just couldn't stop laughing!! Since the beginning, you could see the movie was very good. The only part I didn't like was Barry. This character was unnecessary, and was annoying. But everything else was PERFECT!!
Bacheha-Ye aseman (1997)
Wonderful
Oh, well what can I say about this movie? It is so touching. It is unbelievable how the writer could make a whole story from a very simple thing: a boy, Ali, that loses a pair of shoes after picking them up from a shoe repair store. This shoes where for Zarah, Ali's sister, who needed them to go to school. They don´t tell their parents about what happened and try to solve everything by themselves. It has many funny situations, but also very dramatic ones. However, I didn´t like the ending. It's very strange.
Man's Best Friend (1993)
Wonderful movie
Oh, I loved this movie from the beginning to the end! The dog was lovable! Before he became a killer, of course. I began hating him when he ate the cat because I love cats. The ending was very exciting... Well, actually, the whole movie was, but specially the ending.
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Great movie although the other Star Wars movies were better
Well, it was a very good movie, but there wasn't so much action and suspense as in the other Star Wars movies. The only thing that is better in this movie are the special effects, of course. The movie starts slow and boring but the ending is full of action. Besides, all Star Wars fans must watch it, it starts explaining the whole situation of the other movies.
Bicentennial Man (1999)
What a horrible movie
WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD
One of the worst movies I've ever seen. In this movie they're just trying to make you cry, so they start killing every person that the robot cares about, but not all them die at the same time. Through the movie the time passes and passes until the robot is 200 years old. This makes the movie very confusing, besides you don´t care much about the characters. I saw it until the end maybe because I thought it would improve, because Robin Williams' movies used to be good. But I was wrong, the movie instead of getting better it got worse and worse. There is a very big mistake. Portia was about 100 years old when she died wasn't she? Andrew was "born" when Portia's grandmother was a little kid. So it is impossible that 200 years had passed.