Change Your Image
oboigh
Reviews
Abandon (2002)
Time
I want the 98 wasted minutes I spent on this flick back! Thank God cutie Charlie Hunnam was in it or I would have fallen asleep! I also thought there must have been some key scenes cut to make this film more compelling but even the deleted scenes from the DVD didn't help makes this mess into a watchable flick. Ben Bratt--you quit Law and Order for this? As Gomer Pyle used to say---SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!
The Mod Squad (1999)
Yikes!
This film could be a career killer for all involved. A boring,incoherent mess with unbelievably bad dialogue, lapses in story and ludicrous plot devices(although I bet Clare Danes wishes she spent the rest of this disaster in the bedroom closet). I'm so glad I watched it on a free Showtime weekend and didn't spend anything but an 1 1/2 hours of my life watching this turkey.
Sphere (1998)
This is one of my top ten worst films ever made!
Despite the talented efforts of Hoffman, Stone and Jackson(all of whom looked like they were longing in their hearts for this sucker to wrap), this directorial misfire from veteran Levinson is an overwhelming mess. With no suspense, incoherent(and early in the film, inaudible)dialogue plus a total lack of story-telling, this is the worst film I've seen in a LONG time. As I watched this disaster, I kept wishing that I was still in the chopper with early cameo Huey Lewis and was flying away from this underwater sleep-inducer. In a word: HORRIBLE