Bad acting. Bad story. Bad effects. Bad music. Bad casting. Bad direction. Bad costumes. Bad ideas.
Chalamet is simply too weedy. He has zero physical presence. He delivered all of his lines as if it was a first-time table reading and then the one and only take on film is what was used. He's charmless. Has no voice. Inflects no emotion. Holds no intrigue. Utterly uninspiring.
The rest of the cast could have been anybody. Olivia Colman does a fine job, if a bit over-the-top at times, but, overall, the mix of accents makes the ensemble seem like they used whomever showed up first for the audition.
The musical numbers are rote and flat. Hookless and banal. Pointless, they add nothing to the story.
Things happen often that suggest that Wonka should have the ability to solve any problems that come his way...but he doesn't use them.
The industry must have been short on green screen while this was filmed because it's painfully obvious in all instances that characters aren't always in the same space.
Why was this movie even made? Why?
Chalamet is simply too weedy. He has zero physical presence. He delivered all of his lines as if it was a first-time table reading and then the one and only take on film is what was used. He's charmless. Has no voice. Inflects no emotion. Holds no intrigue. Utterly uninspiring.
The rest of the cast could have been anybody. Olivia Colman does a fine job, if a bit over-the-top at times, but, overall, the mix of accents makes the ensemble seem like they used whomever showed up first for the audition.
The musical numbers are rote and flat. Hookless and banal. Pointless, they add nothing to the story.
Things happen often that suggest that Wonka should have the ability to solve any problems that come his way...but he doesn't use them.
The industry must have been short on green screen while this was filmed because it's painfully obvious in all instances that characters aren't always in the same space.
Why was this movie even made? Why?
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