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Mortal Kombat: Rebirth (2010)
Mortal Kombat done right!!!
This 8 minute short movie is 10 times better than the two stupid originals combined.
Mortal Kombat brought into the real world. It worked for Batman and it definitely works here. If you haven't seen it yet go to you tube and watch it now! Michael Jai White is the perfect fit for Jax. The characters are more horrifying than they were in the video game. This is the movie I wish I saw when I was 12. Mortal Kombat was built on blood and gore and that is something that both the original movies lacked. In fact I don't remember seeing any blood in either movie. They should've been rated G.
Mortal Kombat Rebirth would be perfect for the die hard fans who grew up playing the video games back in the early 90's.
I hope to God that this is made into a full length movie.
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
A very stupid movie...not stupid funny....stupid stupid.
When I first started watching this movie I was really excited knowing that Judd Apatow and his crew were making this movie...being that they make some pretty funny movies.
About halfway through I was ready to turn it off...but I figured since I paid to see it I should at least finish it. By the time it was over I was ready to commit suicide.
A man walking around with his dick hanging out on camera is not funny. Anyone who thinks it's funny is gay. Same as Scary Movie when Shawn Wayans has a dick rubbed in his ear. Not funny, but gay. Also, Dewey's dad going through the whole movie just saying "the wrong kid died," repetitive and not funny at all. Ripping the sink off the wall, funny, doing it again, kinda funny, after the fifth or sixth time, repetitive and not funny at all. I mean, they can't come up with nothing better than the actors doing and saying the same stuff over and over through the whole movie. Same thing when he walks into the bathroom and learns about the drugs. After two or three times, it's just not funny no more. Also I couldn't help notice that John Reiley was trying to act to much like Will Ferrell. He's not a very good comedy actor. He started off serious and he should've stayed that way.
Overall I put this movie right next to Date Movie and Epic Movie, really really lame movies with no talent at all. David and Jerry Zucker seemed to be the only ones who can do spoof movies right. I'd watch Airplane! again before I watched this retarded movie again.
Bug (2006)
Very Disappointing.
All the hype leading up to this film. "From the Academy Award winning director of The Exorcist," and "one of the scariest movies since The Exorcist." What a load of bullshit. This movie was sold good because of a good trailer, but when you actually see the whole thing it is a very big let-down. First of all it wasn't scary. I mean there wasn't anything in this movie that was even close to being scary. Cabin Fever was more scary than this movie, and that was a stupid movie too. Second, the talking. The characters talk through the whole movie. I don't mean just your average dialouge in a movie, I mean the entire runtime all they do is talk. As the movie goes on they start talking faster, and crazier, and faster and crazier. Third, the ending was terrible. All the fast talk and craziness, just led to a fast and very stupid ending. I have to say I was very happy when the movie was over and I went home.
I gave this movie a 3 for the actors effort. They tried to make something out of nothing but you can't fix stupid. I would have to say the best part of the movie is when I saw Ashley Judd fully naked. I would pay $8.25 to see that any day.
Anyway if you like movies that are confusing and the characters are confined to one room through the entire movie...then go see it. For the others who want to see a good movie, go see P.O.T.C. 3.