egs Reviews

Jackass: The Movie (2002)

One of the greatest...STUPIDEST..YET FUNNY..FILMS ever made

[26 October 2002]

Okay How do you actually review JACKASS THE MOVIE?? Simple...you realize what the film is trying to represent...and you can't be ONE sided about the experince. Is it stupid. YES. Is it gross. YES. Is it still one of the craziest funniest movies, of this year. YES. If your expecting somthing else, other then what you hear. DONT GO AND SEE THE DAMN FILM! Leave it for people who accept and understand the concept behind the film. It is crazy, laughing out loud, entertainment, that any guy with his buds will LOVE! SHould you have a couple before you go, HELL YES YOULL FIND IT EVEN FUNNIER. But this is what the movie is. The beginning is something to remeber in any filmmakers eyes, because it works! Nothing insanse about it...wait that is a hypocritcal comment. If you want some cheap laughs with the boys, go and SEE jackass, cause I have some news for you, thats what its ment for. Not serious, not OSCAR MATERIAL..but f***ing OUT LOUD LAUGHING good humour type of comedy! Love it hate it, its your decision. All i know is that i found it extremly funny, and would I ever take the girlfriend to go see it...HELL NO!

This is one to enjoy with the boys with a few brews! This is EGs.....and this is a review of JACKASS!! lol!

ENJOY!

The Mummy Returns (2001)

Have to watch for the Allusions to Other Movies!!!

[16 May 2001]

This is a great entertainment movie like people have said before. Its loaded with action and is just plain fun! Dont look into it for meaning or what not its what movies are about, taking us on a roller coaster ride of sheer enjoyment! But the reason that i truly love this film is for the allusions to other movies before it! I wont tell what scenes but look for these 3 Indian Jones a very obvious one Jurassic Park Lost world and My personal Fave, Dr. Strangeglove or How i Learned to Love the Bomb, just think SLIM PICKINS RIDING THE BOMB!! I laughed hysterically when i saw this momment in the Mummy returns. There are many more trust me, look for them and take home a new appriciation for the film!!

Sure people will complain about the CGI in the end of the film, so what...its a CLICHE!!! And it works wonderfully in my mind!

This is a great film to watch with buds for a good time, nothing more, and it pulls it off wonderfully!!

9/10 easily for enjoyment factor and great allusions!

From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter (1999 Video)

Not as good as the first...but a hell of a lot better then the second!!!

[29 December 2000]

After Watching From Dusk Till Dawn, i fell in love with the movie. I couldn't wait till the sequels came out! I didn't even mind the fact that they where being released to video, because the first one was so great, they couldnt possibly screw up! That was until i saw From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money. There where only a few entertaining parts in that film, and when i saw a few...i truley mean it! I thought they wouldnt even release the third installment after how horrible the second one was. But luckily they did! Hangmans Daughter is a far superior film compared to the Texas Blood Money. Sure this film does not surpass its original, but i will amdit for a sequel it is a good film. The cinematography is amazing, and the characters are well acted. I think the story is very entertaining, and explains things about the first film, which i thought was interesting! Its just the way this film shot, that makes it diffrent from the first and especially the second! And definatly as one person stated Rodriquze really did have his hands on this film! Some of the style does remind you of his earlier work!

All in all, a good film, that doesn't surpass the first...but as a film on its own its a good film, with style! Rent it if you have some spare time! But just make sure you like From Dusk Till Dawn, or you might not enjoy this film as much!

From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999 Video)

What the hell where they thinking...

[22 March 1999]

Okay, I loved the From Dusk Till Dawn, funny as hell, gore, sex, and Tarintino. They should have never made a sequel, I'm scared to see the third one the hang mans daughter. I mean cheap acting, special effects, I mean the script is week as hell, why the hell they even put the Titty Twister in this one I have no clue, I mean, he could have met a vampire at some other bar. The titty twister is a classic place, from the first movie, you don't need to go back, and why the hell the same bartender is there I have no clue. All I can say is if you're in the mood for some Vampires, stick to the first one, at least there's a lot more blood, and the VAMPIRES AREN'T USING GUNS...horrible film, a big Disappointment

Soldier (I) (1998)

Hey for an action movie it's rather fun

[11 March 1999]

From what i've seen on other peoples comments, most people don't like this film. And really i don't see why not. Most action movies nowadays are big time special effects, and yes this movie does have a few of those hooky backgrounds, but there is more to it than just that. I think that film makers should forget about these big time special effects, and just stick with the action, the one real reason people go to see a ACTION film. Not some SPECIAL EFFECTS movie. An action movie is about action not really about plot, or dialogue, unless it's a war like movie, which is good. But for those truly ACTION BLOWEM UP KILL EM ALL movies, you have to sit down and just have fun (with an open mind) watching these movies. Soldier has some good action scenes in it, but of course the film makers decided to get lame with the family, and the kid, fast forward these parts. Go to where the action is. TO truly enjoy this film, sit down turn the stero on high, and sit back and watch the action, and Kurt Russell does a good job, at acting and looking like a true killer, and there are some good action scenes. So the story's lame, big deal, aren't most movies, but watch it with cleared mind, and you'll have fun watching this film, turn it up loud and let the stress leave for the day.

Terminal Entry (1987)

So bad it's actually Funny...

[3 January 1999]

Watching the dish one day me and a friend where flipping through the channals and happened to discover Terminal Entry on one of the channels. It said AO (adult Only) so we thought what the hell! Only if we knew the truth. Just the cheap credits make you want to turn it off right away. Let alone the plot. A bunch of high school kids hack into this Terriorist Satellite and hack into this "game". Now how do they get the password for this game. SImple at the start of the movie with the only NUDITY in it anywhere. AO my ass. Well anyway they start playing this game and are telling "Agents" who happen to be real to assassinate and blow up all these places. Well then this one moron who hacked the game, decides to blow up have the united states which ends up really happening but he doesn't know that it is. Finally He decides to top it all off, and to Agent # 23 gives the location of the farm house, and tells him to kill the six kids in side and even downloads his picture into the computer so he knows who to kill. Well this is one agent right..Well when they show up TO KILL 6 TEENAGERS, theres 10 of them , then suddenly more and more appear outta no where. Then of course the military guys that have there own plot happening show up and just makes the movie even more screwed. You don't need to be a thinker to watch this one. It was a good laugh though!

FOr Cheap laughs rent this cheap film Terminal Entry

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

Amazing

[10/10 · 31 October 1998]

Okay First off one thing that draws you to this movie 1. Tarintino by far one of the more...upbeat..do what I want type of writer/director/actor. Robert Rodriguez. has his own way of shooting a film..that just makes it so....Mesmerizing. After I first watched From Dusk Till dawn...I just had to watch it again. I couldn't believe some of the scenes camera angles that are used.

But the one thing that made me come back again and again, and eventually purchasing the video was the characters. The way the characters are written and played...Just, they're so well done. They're enjoyable even though they're bad (Seth, Richie) I got to say that this movie was one of Tarintino's better written scripts! And I can hardly wait till the sequel and prequel! If you're in need of a good laugh rent From Dusk TIll Dawn...But have an open mind!

A Boy and His Dog (1975)

Interesting

[31 October 1998]

Okay I watched this movie about 2 months ago..I must say that it is a very.... "STRANGE" movie but it's different in a way having the Dog as the intelligent being. I didn't get to see the ending because the TAPE was destroyed at the end...But from what I saw...some of the scenes were interesting, and the camera was used well in my mind..I would like to see the rest of this film sometime but unfortunately the Video stores around here don't have them!! SO I'm stuck using my imagination. ALl in all A boy and his dog...I think wasn't the best movie but it wasn't that bad! If I had to rate it 7/10