Let me just preface this by saying I've seen worse. A LOT worse- see "Death Tunnel", for one. And I'm sure the director of this one simply wanted to make a popcorn flick.
BUT:
1.) A.) Okay so lets open up with some "hot lesbian action". I've actually driven cross country across the desert, and I can say, without a doubt, wearing shorts that small and tight would definitely give you some problems down the road. Women will know what I'm talking about.
B.) So she sees the gigantic insano guy coming towards her, and continues to stand there?
C.) Why did the other feel it wise to get OUT of the car? And how come she got so far ahead when running?
2.) The cowboy at the rave looked like Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" video.
3.) So lets see, the B-horror checklist: the "wild" girl, the straight girl, townie that warns them, artsy boy, goth girl, the PDA couple and of course, "Spcecial-K" who looks like Billy Zane in Demon Knight. Who respectively look like rent-a-center versions of Paris Hilton, Eva Mendes, Jason London, C. Thomas Howell as Hugh Laurie as Rumsfeld as Pete, Ali Larter, Dan Cortes and Tori Spelling.
4.) A.) Don't RV's have bathrooms? If so, why didn't he go to the bathroom in there? He did later on!
B.) Longest pee ever.
C.) He didn't notice the dripping appendage before?
5.) Whne the RV crashes, I didn't see a little girl- actually thought it was a fully cooked headless turkey.
6.) When LOST in the desert, it IS customary to ask the following very important questions? Does that affect my thighs?...hotpants?...bikini top?....short shorts? The girls changed outfits like 30 times.
7.) Nice of the Cannibals to make a warning sign. 8.) Neil still tried to flag down the "Human Head bumper mobile"? 9.) They had to tell the guy to lock the door? Also, when trying to raid the enemy cave, lets shout at each other as loud as we can, throw our heavy flashlight and also let them know we have almost no ammunition left.
I could say a lot more, but I don't want to.
4.) Yes how very mature for college kids- tell us your gay!!!!
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