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Enterprise: Two Days and Two Nights (2002)
Heaping pile of clichés...
If it is possible to think of a tired, threadbare, over-used comedic gimmick from any romantic comedy, these writers did. I understand _Enterprise_ was approaching the end of a long first season, so perhaps the writing staff were the ones sorely in need of a vacation. Still, this shameful waste of time dishonors the proud name of Star Trek. The Next Generation episode "Captain's Holiday" gives a much funnier and more endearing portrait of the galaxy's favorite shore-leave stop, Risa. Watch that instead, even if you've seen it before. I would have given this episode a "1", except that -- as a Star Trek fanatic -- I feel compelled to provide every episode a respectable rating. Besides, this installment is superior to the absolute worst of Star Trek (the Original Series' "Spock's Brain", the Next Generation's "Shades of Grey" etc.), so I have shown it mercy. "Two Days and Two Nights" doesn't pioneer new ways of being awful -- it simply recycles every bad joke you've ever heard.
Leonard Part 6 (1987)
A traumatic childhood memory...
When I heard this movie was going to be released, I was thrilled!! As an 8-year-old, Dr Huxtable was a hero to me, the only doctor I actually admired. Then I saw this... I cried... I knew it was bad movie even then, and I thought Cosby's career was doomed. The movie's finale -- a bizarre pseudo-sexual moment that sees Cosby clubs his ex with various foodstuffs -- is still tormenting my dreams today. THIS MOVIE MAY HURT CHILDREN!!!!