| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 12:00 AM | Tosh.0: Daniel answers twitter questions; the trampled cheerleader gets a web redemption. |
| 12:30 AM | The Jeff Dunham Show: Achmed takes an accent elimination class; Walter learns about the latest technology. |
| 1:00 AM | Futurama - Crimes of the Hot: Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming. |
| 1:30 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 2:00 AM | The Colbert Report |
| 2:30 AM | D.L. Hughley: Shocked & Appalled: The comic speaks out on race, politics and marriage. |
| 3:30 AM | Comedy Central Presents: Comic Pat Dixon. |
| 4:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Hair Club for Men and Women - Free Microscopic Hair and Scalp Analysis: Hair Club for Men & Women the world leader in hair restoration with more than 30 years experience! |
| 6:30 AM | magicJack.com: Free local and long distance calling for $19.95 a year! Recipient 2008 PC Magazine Editor's Choice. |
| 7:00 AM | Internet Millions |
| 7:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 8:00 AM | Just Shoot Me - Hot Nights in Paris: Finch schemes to get Maya and Elliott to share an apartment. |
| 8:30 AM | Just Shoot Me - When Nina Met Her Parents: Nina discovers that a wealthy couple may be her biological parents. |
| 9:00 AM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 9:30 AM | The Colbert Report |
| 10:00 AM | A Mighty Wind: Musicians reunite to perform folk music at a concert. |
| 12:00 PM | D.L. Hughley: Shocked & Appalled: The comic speaks out on race, politics and marriage. |
| 1:00 PM | Pulp Comics: David Alan Grier. |
| 1:30 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 2:00 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 2:30 PM | MADtv: Charla and Mirna; ``The Amazing Presidential Race.'' |
| 3:30 PM | Comedy Central Presents: Adele Givens. |
| 4:00 PM | Comedy Central Presents: Lenny Clarke. |
| 4:30 PM | The Last Shot: An FBI agent tricks a screenwriter to make a sham movie. |
| 6:30 PM | RENO 911! - Junior Runs for Office: Junior finds a job as the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal. |
| 7:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 7:30 PM | The Colbert Report |
| 8:00 PM | Scrubs - My Lucky Day: A cancer patient (Alan Ruck) in remission sues Elliot for telling him he was going to die. |
| 8:30 PM | Scrubs - My Monster: Cox tries to ease Jordan's discomfort. |
| 9:00 PM | South Park - Chinpoko Mon: The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon. |
| 9:30 PM | South Park - Towelie: The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system. |
| 10:00 PM | South Park - Grey Dawn: The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked. |
| 10:30 PM | South Park - Ginger Kids: Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination. |
| 11:00 PM | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart |
| 11:30 PM | The Colbert Report |