| 10:00 PM | XXX: State of the Union: Agent XXX must thwart a plot to depose the president. |
| 12:00 AM | That '70s Show - It's a Wonderful Life: Eric receives an angelic visitor after his breakup with Donna. |
| 12:30 AM | That '70s Show - Eric's Depression: Depressed Eric locks himself in his room and ignores pleas to talk about the breakup. |
| 1:00 AM | That '70s Show - Pinciotti vs. Forman: In the aftermath of their breakup, Eric and Donna fight over their friends. |
| 1:30 AM | That '70s Show - Hyde Gets the Girl: Eric and Fez organize a singles party in order to hook up Hyde with a girl. |
| 2:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 2:30 AM | Magic Bullet |
| 3:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 3:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:00 AM | Make Money on eBay: Quick & Easy Ways to Make Money on eBay. |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Guthy-Renker: TV products. |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
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| 6:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 7:00 AM | Malcolm in the Middle - Forwards Backwards: The boys pester one another all day until Lois is forced to ground Malcolm on his birthday. |
| 7:30 AM | Malcolm in the Middle - Forbidden Girlfriend: A father forbids Malcolm to date his daughter; the siblings stumble upon Dewey's double. |
| 8:00 AM | The Practice - Of Human Bondage: Bobby defends a prostitute accused of murder. |
| 9:00 AM | Spin City - Catcher in the Bronx: Mike must hire a campaign manager for the mayor. |
| 9:30 AM | Spin City - James and the Giant Speech: Caitlin tries to fire James and take over his speech-writing duties; guest Nipsey Russell. |
| 10:00 AM | Bad Company: A veteran CIA agent transforms a street-wise punk into a spy in order to replace his murdered twin. |
| 12:30 PM | Spin City - All the Mayor's Men: Mike plans an internal break-in to obtain background files on staffers at City Hall. |
| 1:00 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Malcolm Holds His Tongue: Malcolm makes the basketball team, then gets kicked off for his constant complaining. |
| 1:30 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Boys at the Ranch: The boys try to show their too-responsible oldest brother that he is still a troublemaker at heart. |
| 2:00 PM | King of the Hill - Harlottown: Hank wants to leave town when its sordid past makes it a porn-themed tourist trap. |
| 2:30 PM | King of the Hill - A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown: When Hank cannot stand Bobby's jokes any longer, he enrolls him in clown class. |
| 3:00 PM | That '70s Show - Pinciotti vs. Forman: In the aftermath of their breakup, Eric and Donna fight over their friends. |
| 3:30 PM | That '70s Show - Hyde Gets the Girl: Eric and Fez organize a singles party in order to hook up Hyde with a girl. |
| 4:00 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Grandma Sues: Grandma Ida sues Lois and Hal after falling in their front yard; Lois is pregnant. |
| 4:30 PM | Malcolm in the Middle - Long Drive: Lois talks to Malcolm at length about sex during a long car trip. |
| 5:00 PM | That '70s Show - The Relapse: Donna seeks comfort in Eric's arms, an action that might be sending the wrong message. |
| 5:30 PM | That '70s Show - Uncomfortable Ball Stuff: Donna keeps her promise to accompany Eric to the Pricemart Ball. |
| 6:00 PM | King of the Hill - Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana: When Kahn fears he is losing his heritage, he joins Ted Wassanasong's army. |
| 6:30 PM | King of the Hill - You Gotta Believe: Hank's softball team plays against a better team. |
| 7:00 PM | King of the Hill - Business Is Picking Up This Year: Bobby's choice of profession when he enters the school's job-shadow program shocks Hank and Peggy. |
| 7:30 PM | King of the Hill - The Year of Washing Dangerously: Kahn buys a carwash and runs it into the ground. |
| 8:00 PM | Batman Begins: Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City's Dark Knight. |
| 11:00 PM | Batman Begins: Bruce Wayne becomes Gotham City's Dark Knight. |