Mom (TV Series)
Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police (2020)
Beth Hall: Wendy Harris
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Quotes
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Wendy Harris : We don't just go to sleep, do we?
Marjorie Armstrong : That doesn't sound like any fun.
Jill Kendall : How do none of you know the basic principles of a slumber party?
Bonnie Plunkett : Foster care.
Wendy Harris : No friends.
Marjorie Armstrong : Strung out on horse.
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Wendy Harris : [reading their greatest fears and burning them] I'm afraid I'll make a mistake on my job and hurt someone.
Tammy Diffendorf : I'm afraid if I don't take my dad's call, I'm going to regret it for the rest of my life, and that if I do, I'll be betraying my mom.
Jill Kendall : I'm afraid the reason Andy and I have sex so much is because we don't have anything to talk about.
Marjorie Armstrong : I'm afraid I'm not going to live to see my granddaughter grow up.
Bonnie Plunkett : Uh, I'm afraid of spiders.
Jill Kendall : [grabs her paper] I'm afraid that my friends will never know how much I love them.
Bonnie Plunkett : I meant to write spiders.
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Jill Kendall : [sleeping on the floor in sleeping bags] My back is so going to hate me tomorrow.
Bonnie Plunkett : My left butt check is already numb.
Tammy Diffendorf : I think we're too old to sleep on the floor. Thanks for the best birthday, everyone.
Wendy Harris : Why does Marjorie get to sleep on the couch?
Bonnie Plunkett : Because she's dying.
Marjorie Armstrong : [turns over] I'm not dying, and I'm not deaf! Although, lately I've been having trouble in crowded restaurants.
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Jill Kendall : Now's the part where we pick sides.
Tammy Diffendorf : We're not 12, we're not picking sides, I'm gonna check on Bonnie.
Wendy Harris : I'll check on Marjorie.
Jill Kendall : We picked sides, but okay.
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Bonnie Plunkett : Drop your meat sticks, Marjorie needs a heart transplant!
Jill Kendall : What?
Marjorie Armstrong : No! I just need a stent put in my existing heart.
Wendy Harris : That's still serious.
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Wendy Harris : It's not safe to eat raw cookie dough.
Marjorie Armstrong : Seriously, you're worried about cookie dough? I used to huff bug spray.