Fleabag (TV Series)

Episode #2.3 (2019)

Andrew Scott: The Priest

Quotes 

• Fleabag : What's God's plan for you?

  The Priest : I believe God meant for me to love people in a... different way. I believe I'm I'm supposed to love people as a father.

  Fleabag : We can arrange that.

  The Priest : [laughs]  . A father of many.

  Fleabag : I'll go up to three.

  The Priest : It's not gonna happen.

  Fleabag : Two, then.

  The Priest : Okay, two.

• The Priest : I'd really like to be your friend, though.

  Fleabag : I'd like to be your friend, too.

  Fleabag : [turning to the camera]  We'll last a week.

  The Priest : What was that?

  Fleabag : [turning back to the scene]  What?

  The Priest : Where'd you-where'd you just go?

  Fleabag : What?

  The Priest : You just... went somewhere.

  Fleabag : [turns back to the camera in confusion/disbelief] 

  The Priest : There. There.

  [pause] 

  The Priest : Where'd you just go?

  Fleabag : Nowhere.