- Angus MacGyver: [referring to two unconscious men who tried to kidnap Alonzo] Do you recognize these men?
- Alonzo: No.
- Jack Dalton: Hey. Hey! This is no time to be withholding information there, Alonzo!
- Alonzo: I'm not! My only child and everyone I love is in that ballroom! If I knew anything about these men, I would tell you!
- Wilt Bozer: Well, clearly they know you and that you'd be here tonight.
- Riley Davis: [having taken a photo of the men with her phone, she runs them through facial recognition] I got an ID on our pool posse. They come from a domestic terrorist group called Chronos.
- Jack Dalton: That name ringing any bells there, Lonny?
- Alonzo: Chronos? Small-time.
- Angus MacGyver: Well, they just upped their game, big time.
- Wilt Bozer: Any idea why they'd be after you?
- Alonzo: We had a deal in the works a few months ago. They purchased hardware- a lot. But the shipment was seized by customs. They blamed me and they wanted their money back.
- Jack Dalton: And I take it you didn't get around to giving them their refund?
- Alonzo: Of course not. That's not how I operate. The buyer assumes all risk. I'm always clear on that.
- Wilt Bozer: Well, obviously, they didn't like the fine print.
- Wilt Bozer: [posing as one of the gunmen] Keep your hands up! Keep them up! You! In the blue dress! You look good.
- Male Guest #1: Hey, hey, hey... .
- [pause]
- Male Guest #1: tell me a pretty girl like you doesn't have a date.
- Riley Davis: Actually I do. His name's Popcorn Shrimp and he gets really jealous. SCRAM!