- Takumi: Might also be our last best chance to save the Colonel.
- Miles Halter: By killing him slowly, one puff at a time.
- Alaska Young: Finally, the kids at the school can agree on something. They all hate me.
- Dr. Hyde: Nice to know I represent rock bottom.
- Alaska Young: Why are you still here?
- Miles Halter: Because
- [sniffles]
- Miles Halter: [long pause] I'm your friend.
- Alaska Young: Cool. Friend!