- Jonah: [Amy and Jonah use fake Twitter accounts to tweet bad things about the store] Okay, and what should it say?
- Amy: Um, okay, how about "Cleanup on Aisle Yuck"?
- Jonah: Eh, I just don't feel like that's MayaJade91's voice.
- Amy: "MayaJade91"? What happened to "Steelersfan211"?
- Jonah: Steelersfan is the one who tweeted about how gross the bathrooms were. MayaJade's a little more spiritual, more in touch with vibrations and just kind of, like, the energy surrounding things.
- Amy: Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay, how about "Don't let this chaos dim your inner light, #Cloud9Fail, #BadDayToWearSandals"?
- Jonah: Wow. You are really, really good at this. It's like a one-line character portrait.
- Sandra: Oh, Amy? Someone left half a cat in Electronics.
- Amy: Half a dead cat?
- Sandra: Well, now.
- Amy: That's perfect.
- Jonah: I can't believe this just fell into our lap.
- Sandra: It's the butt half!
- Cheyenne: If you're looking for an electric toothbrush, I'd suggest the Dentafix 100.
- Toothbrush Customer: It looks used.
- Cheyenne: What? Who would sell a used toothbrush? We wouldn't sell that.
- Mateo: This is the newest trend in oral hygiene. You want a brush that's pre-distressed, like a nice pair of jeans.
- Cheyenne: A friend of mine got one of the old models with the straight, white bristles. Tore her gums to shreds. She had to get new ones from a dead body.