- Dina: All the best wars are fought against someone.
- Jonah: All wars are fought against someone.
- Dina: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- Jonah: No, I'm saying all wars.
- Dina: Yeah, all the best wars.
- Jonah: What are the best wars?
- Dina: 1812, WWI, WWII, French Indian.
- Jonah: Okay, what wars are you not fighting against someone?
- Dina: War against poverty, war against drugs. Boom. Don't come at me.
- Amy: All the best wars are fought against someone.
- Jonah: All wars are fought against someone.
- Amy: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- Jonah: No, I'm saying all wars.
- Amy: Yeah, all the best wars.
- Jonah: What are the best wars?
- Amy: 1812, WWI, WWII, French Indian.
- Jonah: Okay, what wars are you not fighting against someone?
- Amy: War against poverty, war against drugs. Boom. Don't come at me.
- Sandra: My scanner's not working. We can't figure out why.
- Isaac: You don't think... Wait, do you think Bel-Ridge could have messed with it last night?
- Sandra: No, I mean, maybe. It wasn't broken yesterday, and it is broken today.
- Amy: I wouldn't be surprised. Those guys will stoop to literally anything.
- Marcus: Oh, my God. I brought a girl back to my place last night and after I fell asleep she stole all my stuff. Could Bel-Ridge have gotten to her?
- Amy: Yeah. That has Bel-Ridge written all over it.
- Isaac: I relapsed and started taking Vicodin last night.
- Amy: Well, you know what I like to do when I'm that angry? I like to take all that anger and turn it into pure raw leg energy. Just stomp it out. Try it. Ugh. Just stick it to Bel-Ridge, you know? Step it out. There you go. Keep going.
- Isaac: Oh, wow. When I came to this morning, somebody from Bel-Ridge had thrown up all over my entire body.
- Marcus: I can't believe nothing is our fault.