The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (TV Series)

Michael Douglas/Ben Sasse/Jose Andres (2018)

Michael Douglas: Self - Guest

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• Himself - Guest : [about the Kominsky Method]  Well, I am an actor, but I have a very bad career, so I'm an acting teacher. But this-this-this streaming stuff is great. Well, you were on cable before you had to do... this gig.

  Himself - Host : Before I had to slum over on CBS.

  Himself - Guest : Before you had to slum over on there.

  Himself - Host : I was on basic cable where the art is.

  Himself - Guest : It's fantastic, you know? I mean, Chuck Lorre wrote it. He's got a great patina. And my kids and I kind of grew up- the kids grew up- we spent watching 'Big Bang Theory' and a lot of his other shows he wrote. He had a great job. And, uh, I love it a half hour comedy, but it can be 25 minutes long, 40 minutes long, uh, any leng-

  [He notices Stephen laughing] 

  Himself - Guest : What are you laughing about?

  Himself - Host : I'm enjoying talking to you. I'm sitting here- I'm enjoying talking to Michael Douglas, that's all.

  Himself - Guest : That's great. I wanna make sure that- that's good.

  Himself - Host : I'm laughing with you.

  Himself - Guest : Oh, you're laughing with me.

  Himself - Host : Honest to God, I'm just enjoying it.