- [Patrick knocks over the door of Spongebob's house- the only thing left standing of the house's structure, to find all of his family and friends sleeping on the floor of his living room. The thud wakens them all a little]
- Everyone: [half-asleep] Surprise.
- [They all drift back off to sleep again]
- SpongeBob: [delighted] A surprise party? For me?
- Patrick: Oh, yeah.
- [He throws beans on SpongeBob like confetti]
- Patrick: Surprise!
- [SpongeBob doesn't care that his house is in ruins, Patrick just threw beans at him and his surprise party is more like a slumber party. He's absolutely overjoyed]
- SpongeBob: Oh, thank you, everybody. You've made this the best birthday I ever had. My spongy heart is bursting with joy. 'Cause I know I have the love of my pet Gary, my family, and I have the love of my friends.
- Manward: Sir, could you please order something? There are a lot of people waiting. Some of us have lives.
- SpongeBob: [after the bus is refilled] Yeesh, I thought this was my birthday, not my death day!
- [He laughs. Patrick looks disturbed]
- Manward: Don't you have somewhere else to be a nitwit?
- Patrick Star: Not until four.
- [Manward facepalms]