- Christy: [rehearsing her argument] Am I moving my hands too much?
- Jill: I didn't hear a word you said, I was admiring how great you look in my suit.
- Adam: Christy, you're doing great. Angie Harmon moved her arms a lot on Law & Order.
- Jill: Is she still on that show?
- Adam: No, they canceled it, then she went to Rizzoli and Isles.
- Jill: That show hasn't been on for years either, should we be worried about her?
- Tammy: [Bonnie's withholding Tammy's pain meds] Why are you making me suffer?
- Bonnie: Because I love you!
- Tammy: You do?
- Bonnie: Yes... Tammy, a couple years ago I hurt my back, they gave me these, and I thought I had it under control, but before I knew it, 1 pill every 4 hours became 4 pills every 1 hour. I'm sorry, but this disease is a tricky little bitch and I don't want you to wake her up.
- Tammy: I hate you... and I love you... I don't want to relapse.
- Bonnie: [Tammy has to wait 30 minutes to take her next pill] I'll help you pass the time, let's play Clue, you always loved Clue. 'Who did it? We don't know'.
- Tammy: I do love Clue, but you can't play with only two people.
- Bonnie: Adam can get up and join us.
- Adam: [half asleep] No he can't.
- Bonnie: He *could*.
- Adam: No he couldn't.
- Tammy: I'll go wake Christy up, she can join us.
- Bonnie: No don't do that, she has a big day tomorrow.
- Tammy: Oh she ALWAYS says that!
- Christy: [in a mock trial, to the judge] Your Honor, the defendant claims he's not a drug dealer, but he hides drugs like a drug dealer, he uses an old phone like a drug dealer, he rents several motel rooms to avoid search warrants, *like* a drug dealer.
- Beatrice: Where'd you get that? None of that was in the files.
- Christy: It was ALL in the files, your childhood was just too happy for you to notice it.
- Beatrice: What's that supposed to mean?
- Christy: It means I know how drug dealers work, yo. I was *raised* by a drug dealer, and I have my own dark years, I drank, I did drugs, I was a stripper... that doesn't have anything to do with this but it's out there. Didn't anyone ever wonder why I'm the oldest person in this class?
- Beatrice: I did.
- Glen: Me too.
- Professor Gannon: I wondered, but I'm not allowed to ask.
- Christy: It's because it's a *long* road to get here from the person I used to be. I know how drug dealers operate, and this man is *guilty*! Your Honor, the prosecution rests.
- Bonnie: [to Christy] Tammy's asleep, she's a heavy drooler so you'll have to change your sheets, and maybe your mattress.
- Bonnie: [in the pharmacy] Tammy, why don't you go over there and take your blood pressure on that cool machine?
- Tammy: [in pain after dental surgery] How's that going to make me feel better?
- Bonnie: It's not, but it's right over there.
- Tammy: [later] I'm 300 over 10, what does that mean?
- [Bonnie gives a nervous thumbs up]
- Adam: Christy, you're gonna do great, that drug dealer is going down.
- Bonnie: Your trial's a drug case? What're the facts?
- Christy: Well, drugs were found in a locked car in his driveway, but it's not registered in his name.
- Bonnie: That's the oldest trick in the book! Remember when we lived in Oklahoma and I had that beat up old Monte Carlo registered in a dead person's name?
- Christy: So nothing could ever be tied back to you!
- Adam: I'm a little scared now.
- Jill: What's scary is they used to live in Oklahoma, I mean just move to Texas, it's *right* there.
- Christy: [prosecuting a mock trial] Police found this cell phone in your possession. It's a 20 year old Nokia 6285. I'm curious why a cool guy like you would have such an old phone.
- Glen: Uh... I'm a retro kind of guy, yo?
- Christy: Or is it because a phone this old has no GPS, and therefore it would be impossible to track your movements?