Mom (TV Series)

Pork Loin and a Beat-up Monte Carlo (2018)

Jaime Pressly: Jill Kendall

Quotes 

• Christy : [rehearsing her argument]  Am I moving my hands too much?

  Jill : I didn't hear a word you said, I was admiring how great you look in my suit.

  Adam : Christy, you're doing great. Angie Harmon moved her arms a lot on Law & Order.

  Jill : Is she still on that show?

  Adam : No, they canceled it, then she went to Rizzoli and Isles.

  Jill : That show hasn't been on for years either, should we be worried about her?

• Tammy : Can one of you go with me to the dentist? We could make a day out of it.

  Jill : How is that 'a day'?

  Tammy : Maybe they have a fish tank.

• Adam : Christy, you're gonna do great, that drug dealer is going down.

  Bonnie : Your trial's a drug case? What're the facts?

  Christy : Well, drugs were found in a locked car in his driveway, but it's not registered in his name.

  Bonnie : That's the oldest trick in the book! Remember when we lived in Oklahoma and I had that beat up old Monte Carlo registered in a dead person's name?

  Christy : So nothing could ever be tied back to you!

  Adam : I'm a little scared now.

  Jill : What's scary is they used to live in Oklahoma, I mean just move to Texas, it's *right* there.