Mom (TV Series)

Flying Monkeys and a Tank of Nitrous (2018)

Mimi Kennedy: Marjorie Armstrong

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Quotes 

• Christy : Alright, I'll stop talking, Marjorie, you go ahead and mourn any way you want to.

  Marjorie : That's the problem, I'm *not* mourning.

  Christy : [look of amaze]  Okay, finally!

  Marjorie : Do you know what my first reaction was? Relief. Not shock, not sadness, I felt *relief*. There were so many times I'd pull up to the house and not want to go inside...

  [breaks down] 

  Marjorie : I'm a monster.

  Wendy : Marjorie, I see this in the hospital a lot. When someone is sick for a long time, their families mourn them *before* they die. It's perfectly natural.

• Marjorie : How's Tammy's first time buying in bulk?

  Christy : Well she was nervous at first, but last I saw her she had a whole case of vitamin E and enough AA batteries to send her vibrator to the moon.

  Bonnie : [walks up with a 5 gallon bucket]  I think we just bought our last pickle.

  Marjorie : [laughs]  That's bigger than Victor!

  [takes out his urn to compare sizes] 

• Bonnie : So, a 6 hour drive, just for him to wind up in another part of the kitchen.

  Marjorie : I think I'll keep Victor here a while longer.

  Jill : Next to the flour and sugar? That's a bad biscuit just waiting to happen.