- Maggie Leigh: The girl who finds lost things can find lost children. Don't you see you've been chosen?
- Vic McQueen: I don't want to be chosen.
- Charlie Manx: Charles T. Manx, at your service; CEO of Christmasland Enterprises, Director of Christmasland Entertainment, president of fun.
- Bing Partridge: But excuse me, Mr. Manx. Taking children from their parents - isn't that a bit like kidnapping?
- Charlie Manx: Absolutely not. It's a matter of rescue and retrieval.