Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (TV Series)
Felony Disenfranchisement (2018)
John Oliver: Self - Host
Quotes
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Self - Host : Everything about that guy is absolutely fascinating, but... I think I'm most interested in the fact that he was drunk at the store where he bought the liquor. So did he buy the liquor, leave, drink it, fetch an alligator and then return to the same store? Did he drink the liquor at the store at which point an alligator walked in? Or did he get drunk and then meet a sober alligator who was having a bad day, wanted a couple drinks and then the guy said, "I know just the place, alligator"? I don't know. The point is it's Florida, all options are equally plausible.
