Kevin from the Other Dimension: The following episode is a barebones work print test of the script for the final episode of Marller Gets a Spinoff Season One. This episode is going to take a lot of work in the photoshop animation process, and I want a record of it's existence on file for emergencies.
Welsper The Demon Child: That's strange... where do you think we landed this time?
Mara Marller: That's funny... it looks like Nekomi Tech... but not the one from the anime show. We must have landed in the manga. Look at how dated everyone looks.
Kevin from the Other Dimension: We see Keiichi and the Goddesses standing on a street corner. They look like the 1990s OVA versions of the characters.
Mara Marller: I don't believe it. We're not just in the original Oh My Goddess manga... this is the Sayoko Queen of Hearts storyline. My one great manga storyline that never got adapted into the anime shows.
Welsper The Demon Child: So? My issues never got adapted... what's so special about this issue to you? Don't your schemes to derail the goddesses always fail?
Mara Marller: That's just it, Welsper. This was the last prominent story in the manga where I had the lead antagonist role all to myself. And it's also the one issue where I actually won, only to be derailed by a minor detail. When I had Belldandy under the control of my spell, I told her to GO HOME... and she did. The problem was she had been living on earth for so long that by that time, HOME, to her, meant Tarhiki Hong Temple.
Welsper The Demon Child: So that's it? You lost simply because you kept your command too vague?
Mara Marller: That's not all I lost. Because of that one incident, that one regret... Hild-sama split herself off to supervise all of my future efforts and I basically became her coffee and bagel bitch while she ran the entire show. It's not that I wasn't honored... it just seemed like a Demon with a First Class License, No Restrictions, like myself, should have been able to handle the problem on my own.
Welsper The Demon Child: So, here we are again, eh? We're just going to sit on the sidelines and watch the tragedy of your life happen all over again from a distance. That must be pretty painful for you.
Mara Marller: But Welsper... don't you see? This could be the answer to all of our problems. This is my second chance to get things right. If I made the Goddesses Go Home, then none of this shit with Doctor What and the Dragon Eye and the Thirteen Escaped Demons would ever happen.
Welsper The Demon Child: And in the process, you might accidentally get the manga cancelled earlier than it should have been and kill us all. Is it really worth taking that risk? Marller? Where'd you go? Oh, no... she's really going to do it.