Sayoko Mishima: Doctor? Where are we this time?
Doctor What: Beats the hell out of me. But at least we're not in Milos Forman's Hair anymore. If I have to hear Marller sing Sodomy/Fellatio one more fucking time, I swear to God, I'm gonna choke that evil bitch...
Mara Marller: Oh, no. Doctor... LOOK! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED! We're in an episode of the Thirteen Ghosts of Scooby Doo!
Alucard: Oh, it's much worse than that. You're in an episode with me. Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha...
Doctor What: Carmen Sandiego? Is that you?
Alucard: Who the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?
Doctor What: WE DON'T KNOW... NOBODY CAN FIND HER...
Alucard: I don't get it.
Welsper The Demon Child: Of course you don't get it. He's telling you to GET LOST.
Alucard: WHAT? FUCK YOU! I'M NOT CARMEN SANDIEGO!
Welsper The Demon Child: I don't know... I can feel a Rockappella soundtrack coming on at any moment now...
Alucard: Who needs that music... when you have the beautiful sounds of death in the air, flowing through the silent wind. It's a beautiful night tonight, and I'm so thirsty I could drain all four of you.
Mara Marller: Hey, hey, hey, there's no need for that... can't we just find you a Hooker or something? You love Hookers... I know you love Hookers... Come on, you can tell me you love Hookers...
Alucard: I love killing Hookers.
Doctor What: OH, BROTHER.
Welsper The Demon Child: Okay, how many Dead Hookers are we talking about here? Two, Three, Five?