Sayoko Mishima: I'm sorry... Did you just say you were "Those Who Hunt Elves"?
Martial Artist: Yes, we travel around this magical land, stripped elves, and searching for the five lost magical tattoos so that we might someday get home to Japan.
Sayoko Mishima: Wait a minute... what do you mean "Stripping Elves"?
Actress: We hunt down elf women and strip them naked, against their wills, right in front of the general public.
Sayoko Mishima: Can't you just politely ask them to check themselves to see if they have any magical tattoos on them? It would save them a whole ordeal of embarrassment.
Actress: Well, where's the fun in that?
Sayoko Mishima: Well no, I'm just kind of shocked here. You really travel around in a tank, announcing to people that you sexually assault elf women in public?
Martial Artist: OH, WHOA! WE DON'T SEXUALLY ASSAULT WOMEN!
Sayoko Mishima: You said you strip them naked against their wills in public, that's a form of sexual assault.
Actress: No, no, no, it's all innocent, for comedic effect! Honest it is, we don't actually hurt them!
Martial Artist: On a thematic level, it's kind of like Pokemon. You know, three people travelling around the land on a quest, going on adventures, sometimes they complete a quest, sometimes they don't.
Actress: Yes, yes, it's exactly like Pokemon. Why Mistress Celcia is practically our very own Pikachu.
Mistress Celcia: What? I'm nothing like Pikachu! FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID CUNT!
Martial Artist: Mistress Celcia, you've been trapped in animal form so many times on our adventures, I'm starting to think our secret love affair is Bestiality.
Mistress Celcia: Don't listen to this Wannabee Date Rapist! There's nothing between us! Nothing at all!
Sayoko Mishima: Oh, wait, I get this now. This is one of those Hentai Porn Animes, isn't it? Dude, I once saw this Sword and Sorcery Hentai where this Dark Elf Girl that looks exactly like Urd, gets gang banged by a bunch of Orcs with these Enormous Cocks. Does your show have tentacle porn?
Actress: HOLY FUCK! OUR ADVENTURES AREN'T HENTAI ANIME PORN!
Martial Artist: Yeah, I wish! I never get any action on our adventures.
Mistress Celcia: What the hell is the matter with you, sicko! Every one of our adventures is handled in an innocent manner. It's not sexually graphic.
Sayoko Mishima: All I'm saying, is, your creator must be one sick puppy, to make a children's show about stripping elves.
Martial Artist: OH, MAN, HE'S THE SICKEST FUCK WE KNOW, AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE HIM! THOSE WHO HUNT ELVES FOREVER!