Skuld: Doctor What, I have a little experiment for you today.
Doctor What: An experiment? What crazy little invention have you cooked up this time?
Skuld: Oh, you're going to love this. As you well remember, a few years ago, the Wachowski Sisters directed a little sci fi movie called Jupiter Ascending, that was moderately recepted upon it's initial release.
Doctor What: Eh... it was okay at best. There's a reason they put Plan 9 from Outer Space in the preshow. It was a flashback to shitty sci fi serials.
Skuld: Oh, I could give a fuck less about the movie. I just wanted to recreate one of their crazy inventions. Mainly... the flying glider shoes.
Doctor What: Oooooh... that sounds kind of dangerous. It would take a complete idiot with a suicide wish to want to test those things out.
Skuld: Oh, I've already found my idiot. You're going to be my test subject.
Doctor What: Me? Oh, no no no, that's okay.
Skuld: Come on Doctor What. You always say that nothing comes without trial and failure.
Doctor What: Skuld! When I said nothing comes without failure, I MEANT THE KIND THAT DOESN'T KILL YOU ON YOUR FIRST TIME OUT!
Skuld: Oh, any kind of life failure can kill you.
Doctor What: But it doesn't have to happen 12 stories off the ground!
Skuld: Relax. The controls are resting inside the shoes. You operate them with your toes.
Doctor What: Supposing these things run out of power in mid air, or supposing we just don't have proper balance of your weight.
Skuld: The only way we're going to know if they work is if you step off of that ledge.
Doctor What: That's easy for you to say! At least you three know how to fly!
Skuld: Take the first step, Doctor. Pretend this is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. I need you to take this leap of faith with me. You may need them someday. Or somebody in this kind of situation may need you.
Doctor What: I'm know I'm going to hate myself in the morning for this... but here goes...